The Never-ending Unlimited Cake Thread

[duanec]

here's the cake i baked last time i was invited on the 'cake boss' show and won [yet again]...

for ingredients i only had a 3 day old bucket of kfc, a tube of zap-a-gap, some almond paste left over from last season, 7 timmie's sugar packets i stole, a single robin's egg and a box of whole wheat flour [yes that's right, straight old german 1600 boys & girls].

i only had 17 minutes to preheat my hibachi, and as you can see my winning cake is...

...oh...

[duanec]

ok, ok. this is for real. it combines some of my fave things: cake and dark rum.

it's really simple:

 

Rum Cake

1 - yellow cake mix

1 - (4 serving size) 1 3/4oz instant vanilla pudding mix

4 eggs

1/2 c cold milk

1/2 c vegetable oil

1/2 c dark rum

 

Glaze

1/2 c butter

1/4 c water

1 c sugar

1/2 c dark rum

 

Preparation:

Preheat oven to 325 F. Grease & flour 12 c Bundt pan. Combine all cake indredients. Beat for 2 min. on high with mixer. Pour into prepared pan. Bake for 1 hour. Cool in pan. Invert on serving plate. Prick top with fork [!].

 

Glaze : Melt butter in saucepan. Stir in water & sugar. Boil 5 min., stirring constantly, remove from heat and stir in rum.

Drizzle glaze over top of cake & sides.

 

its good to leave it for a day before eating. it will stay moist and the longer it sits, the better it tastes.

but it usually doesn't make it past day 3 in my house.

[Taco]

what was the deleted photo? a paris hilton video cake??

[duanec]

what was the deleted photo? a paris hilton video cake??

something like that.

 

 

[duanec]

made me who i am today

 

[dube]

I would kill for a piece of cake right now.

[duanec]

sadly, many people who post have difficulty reading and seem to lack total common sense

[duanec]

[Tungsten]

What is Tiger Woods' favorite cake? Cream-filled ho hos

[canadensis]

I cannot believe there is no mention of Bundt cake;

 

[SanJuanWorm]

It looks like Crave puts cocaine in their cakes.

 

Must be the reason they charge 70 dollars for a 10" cake. Do people actually pay this?

 

F'n ridiculous

 

http://www.cravecupcakes.ca/menu/cakes/cake-5/Default.aspx

[LynnF]

Have you ever had a Crave Cupcake. I'm convinced there is NOTHING better than a Crave Cupcake. So many flavours....so little time.

 

And I have paid the price many times. In more ways than one.

[duanec]

[duanec]

sorry i digressed.

what i meant to say was

[duanec]

[duanec]

[duanec]

i, uh, got this cake. but now not sure if it's staging cake, spawning cake or what.

wracked with guilt and indecision...not sure what to do.

seek experts advice?

maybe should just eat some cake?

[bigbowtrout]

I would need to sample that cake before I can chime in.

 

WOW sweet looking cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bhurt]

EDIT all this cake talk, I'll take some of mary jane's sweet sweet cheery EDIT

 

Mahahahahahahahahaha

 

MOD EDIT FOR CAKE BASHING BBT

[bigbowtrout]

Can you do this with pie? I think not!!!!!!!

 

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[ÜberFly]

Actually Chris, load that thing with some butter tarts (which are essentially mini pies [the equivalent of cupcake/mini cakes]) and fire away!

 

 

P

 

 

Can you do this with pie? I think not!!!!!!!

[duanec]

Can you do this with pie? I think not!!!!!!!

 

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[duanec]

barbie sez: there's been a lack of cake.

but she won't give away any of her secrets.