My apologies Wayner, I am deeply sorry about interrupting your thread on self-absorption. I will get this thread back on track for you. Again, my deepest apologies.
Your skill as a hockey player is immeasurable. This is apparent by the fact you took out the women early in the event and then proceeded to thump the inebriated men later on. You obviously need not strive in life to reach your goals as they come naturally. You are the epitome of a man. I too, if I were you, would want to spend the rest of my life with myself. To know yourself, you must love yourself, for it is only when you are filled with love that you can share this gift with the world, which you have done so pleasantly within this thread.
Your #1 Fan,
Weedy