Believe it or not, a most excellent fellow brought that net all the way from new Zealand for me; got me a heckuva deal on it, too.
I don't want to embarrass him by going on & on about what a phenomenal dude he is, so I won't say who it was; I'll just say that it was a Flyfishcalgary member.
...and, I quoted him in this comment.
...and, he's not dirty.
You forgot about the knife blades on the cheeks.
First one I ever caught sliced me open pretty good.
he was delicious!