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  1. poachin', phone it in although if he was on the reserve side of the river it'll be a tough one
  2. I thought I found a female bigfoot once but soon figured out it was a combination of bad lighting and poor taste whilst suffering from rum overload
  3. what are the retention regs on st mary's? plus what side of the river was he on?
  4. frickin' pro hockey, i'd rather have a case of the stomach flu than watch another NHL regular season game....junior A all the way
  5. A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... On his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The coffin stops.
  6. Hey SJ... ya got a bad crack in your tight whities
  7. If you can??? stick the harddrive in one of those 30 buck mobile disk drives and then copy to 'nother 'puter. That's how I rescued my stuff when my motherboard went buzzzapp and when it's all said and done you'll have a handy dandy external storage device. and oh, one more thing...........quit storin' your 'puter on the effin' floor
  8. Taco

    Finally

    White tipped fins.....y'all may be right
  9. Whats the big deal?......bear scratchin' thin out the crowds
  10. Skunkman, here http://www.animatedknots.com/indexfishing....imatedknots.com and here http://www.iland.net/~jbritton/figure8loop.htm
  11. Taco

    All Badder Now!

    Sheesh...wtf do I know? It's got some long assed partridge feathers on it...........lets call it a flymph :alien:
  12. Taco

    All Badder Now!

    BBB, i c ya got yur c's and k's confused again, c's r left index finger, k's r right index. :devil: OH and not cane...glass and not nymph...... soft hackle
  13. Then don't do it...sheesh do I hafta tell ya everythang as an aside, I just ran off 3 copies of my fishin license, cost me some printer ink and 3 sheets of paper........double
  14. Taco

    All Badder Now!

    Bull trout taste better...ask SJW :D
  15. Fedit da cutthroat monkey ona my back dis aft. Da crik Da Rod Da Feesh Even caught a couple on a dry, I'll be OK 'till tomorrow
  16. wtf?? hit enter did ya
  17. If I were usin' it half the time for lakes I'd go with the 9 fter
  18. Yeahbut Max.. when I used that old nic I had a tendency to get my ass banned and then I had to reregister under half a dozen different names... changin' IP addies is a pain in the ass too
  19. 'Kbut I'll still answerin' to Taco an' I don't have a tendency to become much of a whiskeypig anymore 'cause I'm old an' I got tired of fallin' in the creek whilst tryin' to have a leak.... on a related note, have you ever tried to lean against a tree when the damn thing was still 30' away?
  20. :$*%&: :$*%&: :$*%&: :$*%&: :$*%&: :$*%&: :$*%&: actually david me lika dis one badder
  21. because of ongoing confusion about just who the :$*%&: is actually posting please note that I have now changed my display name to Taeke which is the old Frisian pronunciation and spelling of the name Taco (Tack-co) the name on my driver's license. Hopefully this will clear up some of the ongoing :$*%&: bullshit. Now back to our regular scheduled programing.
  22. tryin out my editin skills and i effed up
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