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Taco

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  1. Been thinkin' I need to lay a trap for the sonsabitches who like to cut new bypasses around deliberately blocked roads and trails... back country spike belt... I wonder how the CS will like the 10 K walk back to the truck
  2. only if you'll rent me your house for a grow-op/meth lab
  3. Caught a 16" cutt outta a little ol' crik about a foot and a half wide today, hammered a hopper, it's a good thing.
  4. end hijack... check your messages Paul
  5. Not much, been hangin' around local, though that'll change soon enough. Hypothetical question.....what do you do with a little creek with maybe a couple of dozen cutts (with questionable genetic makeup??) left? Total? If they go that'll leave about 6-8 km of creek barren
  6. well thats good to know and all this time I thought you were dopey
  7. Oh fer christ sake...... I see this place has absolutely lowered itself while I was gone fishin' Carry on boys and girls.
  8. Both are makin' money from a provincially owned resource no? the difference being the resource the guides and outfitters are using is deemed renewable.
  9. Oh Jeez don't get me started on the rodeo queen stories........ Best oneliner I ever heard was one of Robin Williams; "God gave man two heads........and only enough blood to run one at a time"
  10. poachin', phone it in although if he was on the reserve side of the river it'll be a tough one
  11. I thought I found a female bigfoot once but soon figured out it was a combination of bad lighting and poor taste whilst suffering from rum overload
  12. what are the retention regs on st mary's? plus what side of the river was he on?
  13. frickin' pro hockey, i'd rather have a case of the stomach flu than watch another NHL regular season game....junior A all the way
  14. A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... On his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The coffin stops.
  15. Hey SJ... ya got a bad crack in your tight whities
  16. If you can??? stick the harddrive in one of those 30 buck mobile disk drives and then copy to 'nother 'puter. That's how I rescued my stuff when my motherboard went buzzzapp and when it's all said and done you'll have a handy dandy external storage device. and oh, one more thing...........quit storin' your 'puter on the effin' floor
  17. Taco

    Finally

    White tipped fins.....y'all may be right
  18. Whats the big deal?......bear scratchin' thin out the crowds
  19. Skunkman, here http://www.animatedknots.com/indexfishing....imatedknots.com and here http://www.iland.net/~jbritton/figure8loop.htm
  20. Taco

    All Badder Now!

    Sheesh...wtf do I know? It's got some long assed partridge feathers on it...........lets call it a flymph :alien:
  21. Taco

    All Badder Now!

    BBB, i c ya got yur c's and k's confused again, c's r left index finger, k's r right index. :devil: OH and not cane...glass and not nymph...... soft hackle
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