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You need to make the rod like 15 feet longer, now that he is a Spey Fisherman.

Nice to have you back Miss Lynn. Also nice to see that the drugs have not dulled that rapier wit!

That's exactly what it says in The Communist Manifesto, or maybe it's Mao's Little Red Book. I get them confused. Whatever, the first step to a communist state is to regulate and license independent contractors. Please buddy. A little overstated perhaps?

Great to hear!

I'm upstream. But the important part was keeping chidders and fishfreak on the other side of the river! I'd take upstream, downstream, or midstream in your second image.

A Rick creation: I may be developing an inferiority complex. Funny part is they probably took us both about the same amount of time.

Clive, You sure that bottom one is not an olive and white clouser? I hate to challenge one as knowledgeable as you, but seems pretty obvious to me. Oh and Kevin, please drop off a bunch of those red pts, size 16, off at my house. Preferably before tomorrow.

Now that's funny! But NO WAY my All American Barbie is marrying some some Italian Dude.

Either that or we're just running away from the wife. Sorry honey, you know I'm kidding!

I tried to figure out what Pacres meant. El Toro is the bull, even an uneducated American can figure that out, but what is Pacres? I tried every translator I can think of. I've been afraid to ask, because I'm sure it is simple and I'm about to look dumber than usual.

Just tryin' to spread the blame, mi amigo.

Yeah, well wait until you get puta translated. Forgot about the whole mixed audience thing!

Again, apologies to Wongrs for participating in this blatant post hijcack, but I found that intensely amusing. The best part was reading the translations, particularly of Weedy's joke. Maybe next time we can all play with Weedy's Maxwell to English translator. I see Clive and Glenbow both need one.

Don't tell anyone!

Roll en el piso riendo mi culo fuera

La versión que escuché fue un poco más gráfica! Declaro este hilo de la cada vez mayor, en todo su Sienfeldness.

Pedazo de basura no me funciona

Nice fish Brownstone. My bet is if you look, you may find someone to fish with...

Wongrs, este puede ser el mayor secuestro en la historia. and it is definitely punta. Even I know that much spanish, like the boys from Texas sang: "We all called her punta, cuz no one really knows her name"

Si bien estamos traduciendo, por favor, alguien puede decirme qué Pacres medios? Taco, puede modificar la respuesta en su último puesto, justo después de la parte de ser borracho.

I needed this: http://translate.google.com/translate_t?langpair=es|en Holy Crap, que fue divertido! I escupir en la cara de Chuck Norris dice Rickr del infierno!

Escribir en español en un sitio web Inglés es muy pretencioso.

Best of luck Lynn. Our prayers are with you.

Suck up to Dave. He can change your # of posts at will.

Granted. But not better than girls, though in all honesty, the Z-axis, Sage, and sharkskin will cost you MUCH less in the long run! Edit: Back to the post--Very sweet rig!