LynnF Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I really should get into the habit of saying inflating/assembling the boat...anywhateversnowisgoneandspringishere: since we have sold our trailer and have intentions of fishing the mighty crap out of the mighty Bow this year in said inflated boat, I've decided to take requests to fill the back seat. You may or may not have to share said space (not the seat) with a dog, depending on how said dog takes to fishing. However, we would like to fill it a few times as it is easier for girls to row the boat when the front and back seats are evenly weighted. So....if you're interested in floating the Bow in our boat (with us....that's the only stipulation and possibly the only downfall of this whole offer), then submit your name. Contestants will be chosen based on the following criteria: 1. The type of lunch you're gonna show up with. 2. The type of flies you're gonna share with us 3. How much of the shuttle you're gonna split 4. How good looking you are 5. How much you are willing to teach us, because we know a little less than nothing, even after fishing the Bow for, oh, 8 odd years 6. If you're willing to bring alcohol and keep it under wraps 7. If you promise not to fish and tell 8. If you're willing to fish topless and, finally 9. If you're willing to let me catch the most fish of the day, or allow me to lie about it without argument. Well...on second thought, after reviewing my criteria, I don't think there's anyone on this board that fits the entire bill. So...the new criteria is: if you wanna fish in a boat for a day with 2 idiots, gimme your name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesr1 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I got #4 locked up. Trumps all the rest. I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartfly Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I really should get into the habit of saying inflating/assembling the boat...anywhateversnowisgoneandspringishere: since we have sold our trailer and have intentions of fishing the mighty crap out of the mighty Bow this year in said inflated boat, I've decided to take requests to fill the back seat. You may or may not have to share said space (not the seat) with a dog, depending on how said dog takes to fishing. However, we would like to fill it a few times as it is easier for girls to row the boat when the front and back seats are evenly weighted. So....if you're interested in floating the Bow in our boat (with us....that's the only stipulation and possibly the only downfall of this whole offer), then submit your name. Contestants will be chosen based on the following criteria: 1. The type of lunch you're gonna show up with. 2. The type of flies you're gonna share with us 3. How much of the shuttle you're gonna split 4. How good looking you are 5. How much you are willing to teach us, because we know a little less than nothing, even after fishing the Bow for, oh, 8 odd years 6. If you're willing to bring alcohol and keep it under wraps 7. If you promise not to fish and tell 8. If you're willing to fish topless and, finally 9. If you're willing to let me catch the most fish of the day, or allow me to lie about it without argument. Well...on second thought, after reviewing my criteria, I don't think there's anyone on this board that fits the entire bill. So...the new criteria is: if you wanna fish in a boat for a day with 2 idiots, gimme your name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 420FLYFISHIN Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 way to go Mr. 4 post! next time try adding some of your own words the the comment.lol all jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I'll take a seat. Never floated the bow before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted April 4, 2009 Author Share Posted April 4, 2009 Well colour me surprised at the # of ya that wanna float with us....who knew! All kidding aside - we're looking forward to meeting some great folks this year and maybe learning something different - that's really what this is all about. It's like I told Rick - if we're gonna be out there anyways, might as well have a third arse in the seat since our son seems more interested in doing anything but fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownstone Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 1. Strawberry, turkey. brie on ciabatta 2. all the ones that work of course 3. half? 4. You can;t even imagine (sorry Rick) 5. Everything you need to know 6. I don;t often drink, but will bring your drinks of choice 7. Tell who? 8. ummmm...sure if you really want me to 9. I won;t even tie on a hook In all seriousness, we should organize an inflatable flotilla to start the season out right..I have a two person inflatable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted April 4, 2009 Author Share Posted April 4, 2009 1. Strawberry, turkey. brie on ciabatta 2. all the ones that work of course 3. half? 4. You can;t even imagine (sorry Rick) 5. Everything you need to know 6. I don;t often drink, but will bring your drinks of choice 7. Tell who? 8. ummmm...sure if you really want me to 9. I won;t even tie on a hook In all seriousness, we should organize an inflatable flotilla to start the season out right..I have a two person inflatable. GENTLEMEN AND GENTLEMEN - WE HAVE A WINNER. # 1 really did it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Careful mike and lynn are swingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigalcal Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 1. Strawberry, turkey. brie on ciabatta 2. all the ones that work of course 3. half? 4. You can;t even imagine (sorry Rick) 5. Everything you need to know 6. I don;t often drink, but will bring your drinks of choice 7. Tell who? 8. ummmm...sure if you really want me to 9. I won;t even tie on a hook In all seriousness, we should organize an inflatable flotilla to start the season out right..I have a two person inflatable. #1 is a favourite on the Rose & Crown menu!! #6 isn't!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted April 4, 2009 Author Share Posted April 4, 2009 #1 is a favourite on the Rose & Crown menu!! #6 isn't!! Wow...I might just have to swing on by the R&C for a sammy then soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownstone Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 The best sandwich evvvvvvvvvver ... that witha bowl of Guinness soup and yer laughin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesr1 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 1. Strawberry, turkey. brie on ciabatta 4. You can;t even imagine (sorry Rick) 8. ummmm...sure if you really want me to 9. I won;t even tie on a hook Brownstone, Are you by any chance gay? The fruit on a sandwich gave it away. The others are just confirmation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownstone Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Brownstone, Are you by any chance gay? The fruit on a sandwich gave it away. The others are just confirmation. slow down tex I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) keep your chin up there's a great guy out there for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Steers n queers brownstone....steers n queers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesr1 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 slow down tex I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) keep your chin up there's a great guy out there for you One can always hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 I sure it's gonna be spring soon... people round here are startin' to worry me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 I sure it's gonna be spring soon... people round here are startin' to worry me No doubt, Taco; it's a freak show!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...and, on a completely unrelated note: Rickr, Brownstone- Really looking forward to our little fishing trip; I'm bringing the appletinis! BTW, are you guys sure that 2-man tent will comfortably sleep all 3 of us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownstone Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 I get to be big spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skearns Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 either the most hilarious thread of the year or too much rye...either way on the river in 8 hours...and in for the flotilla... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted April 5, 2009 Author Share Posted April 5, 2009 FFC's own production of Brokeback Mountain and Three's Company: Anglin' and lovin' on the Livingstone Range. No doubt, Taco; it's a freak show!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...and, on a completely unrelated note: Rickr, Brownstone- Really looking forward to our little fishing trip; I'm bringing the appletinis! BTW, are you guys sure that 2-man tent will comfortably sleep all 3 of us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefisherking Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Looks like we might have to start calling Brownstone by his new name Brownstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 FFC's own production of Brokeback Mountain and Three's Company: Anglin' and lovin' on the Livingstone Range. Don't drag me into this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll just stand back and watch......a long way and backed against a big friggin' tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedy1 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Don't drag me into this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll just stand back and watch......a long way and backed against a big friggin' tree So I'll take this ass an admission you like to watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 depends on what I'm watchin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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