reevesr1 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Post 1: I am planning a trip to South Bodanky to fish for parrotfish. Does anyone have any recommendations? Post 2: You are in for a treat! These solitary stalkers of grass flats require stealth and a delicate presentation. Their rock hard beaks of a mouth make setting the hook difficult, so heavy tippet is a must. Heavy enough to be able to drive the hook home, but no so heavy to spook the fish. -1X flouro would be my choice. But when you do hook up, hang on. Pound for pound the parrot fish rivals the bonefish in shear speed and power. Good Luck! Post 3: I've fished in Bodanky as well. Man, it sure gets hot. I scorched my feet. You may want to think of wading boots to go with the normal sun wear required in the topics. Post 4: Last year I fished in Balimypan, just to the east of South Bodanky. Hotter than a )*@$)@*$(). I used the new Simms G-14 X-71 deck boots. These top of the line kevlar breathable boots are specially coated with the oil from the pituitary gland of a Llama. Not the Alpaca oil, but Llama oil. This increases the sun stopping capacity to SPF 1000, while keeping the foot cooler and have a double lifetime warranty. Llama's are not harmed when the oil is extracted, so they are environmentally safe and animal friendly. Really, at $499.00 they are a steal. Post 5: "quote post 4". Haven't you heard of the stress that extracting the oil puts on the llamas? You loser. Really, the only boots enviornmentally and animal aware people can buy in good conciousness are the Patagonia Z231 Super dries. Patatonia has figured out a way to extract the chemical from common plastic that makes it non-biodegardable and weave this chemical, flourotetrahydrohexine, into their high impact kelvar breathable boots. Same SPF as the Simms, but all the plastic used in the creation of these boots is now biodegadeable. So its a win/win! The $999.99 price tag is a small price to pay, especially when you consider the triple infinity warranty. Really, everyone should have a pair! Help save the environment! Post 5: (Post 4 Guy to post 5 guy) Hey, you suck. Post 6: (Post 5 guy to post 4 guy) You double suckity suck. Post 7 (poster well known for his stance on environmental issues) I just read an article which found that the gasses released from the now biodegradeable plastic that Patagonia uses in their boots is worse than man made CO2 emissions and will greatly accelerate the already out of control global warming, which is of course totally man made Post 8: Quote post 7 Your not starting that crap again are you? Are you an idiot? Global warming is not man made (and on and on) 3 pages on GW now. Somewhere in here I will post something about how I'm from Texas and I know everything. I'll probably have 2 or 3 that say that in different ways. Maybe I'll work in a shark picture if I can figure out a way to do it. Also, there will be a short sidebar where several of us post links to 80s videos from hair bands and arcane new wave acts. Someone will post with the eating popcorn emoticon. Post 65: Same guy as post 1: Uh, thanks guys, I guess. On the whole boot thing, I'm not sure what side of the issue I land on, but can't I just go to Walmart and buy some socks? Post 66: Walmart!! Let me tell you something about Walmart, you little pissant......... 3 pages on Walmart follow Post 97: Thread locked. Sound familiar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 You forgot the part where Birchy comes in an inserts a joke and where LE comes in and inserts something politically incorrect (sorry LE....you know I had to say it LOL). That's just plan funny...good job Rick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesr1 Posted October 3, 2008 Author Share Posted October 3, 2008 I also forgot the sidebar about respect (or lack thereof) for the Bodankians. Like Post 25: BTW you might want to be careful, there is some pretty heavy crime rates in the capital city of Booshamel. Post 26: You racist! I lived in Booshamel for two years in a gated, defended community. They Bodankians are quiet, unassuming people. Or at least they seemed that way clamoring behind the concertina wire fences of my compound. We were just a safe as downtown Calgary. Ok, maybe safer than downtown Calgary. About as safe as say Chaparral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbowtrout Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 I like cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny5 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 haha funny post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Oh ya...we forgot the Cake post. Good point BBT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyaleddie Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 The problems at Llama oil factories! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pipes Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Rick, I would suggest fishing for the parrotfish from a jetboat during their spawn. Troll..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Rick. Your Banned.... for life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbowtrout Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Should we start the Mom jokes again???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Betcha 100 snerflats* this thread gets outta control & locked within 24 hours! *snerflat- official currency of Bodanky; however, most transactions are some form of barter & usually involve sex and/or cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Voteban? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birchy Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 GOOOOO OILERS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 where's BBT's cake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxwell Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 roflmao.. what the hell does this halfto do about anything? geting bored rick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesr1 Posted October 4, 2008 Author Share Posted October 4, 2008 Rick, I would suggest fishing for the parrotfish from a jetboat during their spawn. Troll..... But only with a single dry fly! Max, It don't got nuthin to do with nuthin. Just something that popped into my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyaleddie Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 :$*%&: Llama Love dudes!!!!...Don't forget it!!... :derby racer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gil Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Very funny. Hard to believe some of the quotes are real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 I kinda like the plain cheesecake from the cheesecake factory. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxwell Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 u got it DUB D that way u can put any type of fruit on top u wish or none at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryfly Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 rickr... That's very funny. No mention of Elbonia ... which you Dilbert fans with recognize. Clive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesr1 Posted October 4, 2008 Author Share Posted October 4, 2008 I kinda like the plain cheesecake from the cheesecake factory. Thoughts? Agreed. But I really like plain old New York style cheesecake. Not that baked puffed up kind. Clive, can Elbonian's make cheesecake? Like the real cream cheese kind, not those fake baked ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrinhurst Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 I'm not sure if she's Elbonian or not, but my mother in law can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 This post is missing a Youtube vid... and I'll go along with the "cake" theme Click here if the movie does not play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryfly Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Did somebody say cake? Click here. Don't blame me. Is this somebody's mother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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