bigbowtrout Posted December 19, 2007 Posted December 19, 2007 BE VERY CAREFUL Home Depot Scam A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month and a bit I became a victim of a clever Scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and Performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals Your wallet. I had my wallet stolen Nov 4th, 9th, & 10th, Twice on the15th, again on the17th, 20th, & 24th. Also Dec 1st, 3rd, and twice on the 7th, and three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend if I can buy some more wallets. So be careful. Quote
reevesr1 Posted December 19, 2007 Posted December 19, 2007 So I went to Snopes to find out if this was true, or an urban legend. The Snopes page said that they were unsure at this time, but that all of their male staff was out investigating. On a related note, Levi Strauss has released their latest Quarterly Report which showed a unexpected rise (no pun intended) in wallet sales. Quote
Inconnu Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 Still waiting in the parking lot....no sign of the culprits.....I'll keep you posted.... Quote
albannachxcuileag Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 Sheeit! We don't have home depot over here! Quote
ladystrange Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 why aren't their any fun things for us girls. Quote
reevesr1 Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 LS, I've heard there are things you can buy? Sorry, couldn't resist. Quote
bigbowtrout Posted December 21, 2007 Author Posted December 21, 2007 LS, I've heard there are things you can buy? Sorry, couldn't resist. A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" asked the mom. "Mom, I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so this is pretty much my husband." The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head. The next day the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room found his daughter using the vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?" he asked. His daughter replied, "I already told mom, I am 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The father walked out of the room shaking his head too. The next day the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand, and the vibrator in the other hand, watching the football game. "For Christsakes, what are you doing?" she cried. The husband replied "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a beer and watching the game with my new son-in-law!" Quote
ladystrange Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 LS, I've heard there are things you can buy? Sorry, couldn't resist. LOL, yes there are.... but it just isnt the same as the real thing... see above joke LOL Quote
Hawgstoppah Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 My wallet hasn't gone missing for 10+ years now... lol... sad but true... PS single guys. I do... means I do not... Quote
Teck71 Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 Yep I've been married 10 yrs and the only decision I get to make is with what attitude I say yes Dear , but it had better damn well be the right one I'm told. Quote
ladystrange Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 what?!? LOL were they passing out whips in the marriage license line or was that the minister Quote
Hawgstoppah Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 whips? havent seen anything remotely kinky in more than 10 years. They were passing out cellibacy pills.... Quote
hydropsyche Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 were they passing out whips in the marriage license line or was that the minister Whips ain't got nothing on Divorce Courts. "Have you heard about the new board game called Divorce Court. Amazingly, boys never win." Quote
Weedy1 Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 Yep I've been married 10 yrs and the only decision I get to make is with what attitude I say yes Dear , but it had better damn well be the right one I'm told. That's a classic line! Quote
ladystrange Posted December 23, 2007 Posted December 23, 2007 whips? havent seen anything remotely kinky in more than 10 years. They were passing out cellibacy pills.... AWWW, that so doenst suck god i couldnt live (sanely) without... Quote
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