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BE VERY CAREFUL

Home Depot Scam

 

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

 

Over the last month and a bit I became a victim of a clever Scam while out shopping.

 

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

 

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car

as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with

their

breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

 

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead

ask

you for a ride to another Home Depot

 

You agree and they get in the back seat.

 

On the way, they start having sex with each other.

 

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and Performs oral

sex on you, while the other one steals Your wallet.

 

I had my wallet stolen Nov 4th, 9th, & 10th, Twice on the15th,

again on the17th, 20th, & 24th.

Also Dec 1st, 3rd, and twice on the 7th, and three times just

yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend if I can buy some more wallets.

So be careful.

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So I went to Snopes to find out if this was true, or an urban legend.

 

The Snopes page said that they were unsure at this time, but that all of their male staff was out investigating.

 

On a related note, Levi Strauss has released their latest Quarterly Report which showed a unexpected rise (no pun intended) in wallet sales.

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LS,

I've heard there are things you can buy?

 

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

 

A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom.

 

She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator.

 

"What are you doing?" asked the mom.

 

"Mom, I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so this is pretty much my husband."

 

The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head.

 

The next day the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room found his daughter using the vibrator.

 

"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.

 

His daughter replied, "I already told mom, I am 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband."

 

The father walked out of the room shaking his head too.

 

The next day the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand, and the vibrator in the other hand, watching the football game.

 

"For Christsakes, what are you doing?" she cried.

 

The husband replied "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a beer and watching the game with my new son-in-law!"

Posted

Yep I've been married 10 yrs and the only decision I get to make is with what attitude I say yes Dear , but it had better damn well be the right one I'm told.

Posted
were they passing out whips in the marriage license line or was that the minister

 

Whips ain't got nothing on Divorce Courts.

 

"Have you heard about the new board game called Divorce Court. Amazingly, boys never win."

Posted
Yep I've been married 10 yrs and the only decision I get to make is with what attitude I say yes Dear , but it had better damn well be the right one I'm told.

 

That's a classic line! :lol:

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