Bumper Stickers You Have Seen

[kungfool]

For a laf I was wondering what good bumper stickers any of you have seen/owned.

 

Saw a great one the other day that made me laugh. Said:

 

"Horn Broken, watch for finger"

 

 

[Pythagoras]

WWFSMD

 

(What Would the Flying Spaghetti Monster Do)

[Weedy1]

Does this constitute a bumper sticker?

 

[dube]

Save a cow, eat a vegetarian.

[Tungsten]

When hell freezes over... I'll ice fish there too.

[Taco]

Vegan.... old Native word for piss poor hunter

[canadensis]

Save a tree.. Wipe your ass with a spotted owl.

[flyfishfairwx]

 

Small print says - "the Happy Fisherman"

[Wazzy]

DODGE RAM bumper sticker... "DODGE the Father, RAM the Daughter"

[DonAndersen]

"Beam me up Scotty - there is no intelligent life here"

 

and

 

"Wanted a meaningful one night stand"

 

 

Don

[Avalanche]

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

 

 

[rehsifylf]

Little off topic- not a bumper sticker, but a sign that I saw at a beach near Hong Kong. Cracked me up.

 

[Parry]

on a big tricked out Ford F350 all done up nice driven by a bunch of indians seen at about 3am in the morning "Get to Work Whitey, This Truck Aint paid for Yet" and a big decal in the back window that said CHUG LIFE...

 

oh im not racists either, i was howling when i read this

[DonAndersen]

If Ralph Klein was the answer, it was a lousy question

[Rp3flyfisher]

you know those bumper stickers that say;

 

"Proud Parent of _______ school honor roll student"

 

The one I like is;

 

"Proud Parent of the Kid that kicked the crap out of your Honor Roll Student"

 

I piss myself every time I see one.

 

 

Rick

[WesG]

"I took Dar to Vegas" Only Lethbridge residents may find that one amusing though.

[Taco]

"I took Dar to Vegas" Only Lethbridge residents may find that one amusing though.

 

Others might Wes, after all she made Royal Canadian Air Farce twice and she's in Wiki

[Suntoucher]

For people that tailgate you... "If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass"

[Hawgstoppah]

"Your KIDS an honor student, but YOU'RE a MORON!!"

 

"Driver carries no cash, HE'S MARRIED!!"

[bigalcal]

I have these on my pickup!!

 

 

[bigalcal]

 

 

 

I also liked the one "Axe me about Ebonics"

[Tungsten]

"I accelerate for J-walkers"

[Brunsie]

3 times

Deerfoot 500

Champion

[Teck71]

written upside down on back window of a raised 4runner "if you can read this roll me over"

on the trailer hitch cover of a Chevy 2500HD "remove to tow Fords"

[Giddster]

A little beater car...."My other Ride is your Mom"