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A young man just had his first customer, which turned out to be a BIG BURLY truck driver. The young man walked up to the table where the truck driver was sitting and asked; can I take your order sir? The truck driver replied, sure kid I want three flat tires and two headlights. The young man was very puzzled and said, I beg your pardon? The truck driver said again, look kid; I want three flat tires and two headlights. The young man was still puzzled, but replied; yes sir, whatever. The young man then took the request to his boss who was the head cook. He told him about the truck driver's order, and that he wanted three flat tires and two headlights, “I think he's in the wrong place.” The head cook said, I know what he wants, he wants three flap jacks and two eggs sunny side up; the truck driver is just trying to be smart, I know him. The cook said to the waiter here, take this bowl of beans, give it to him and say this. The truck driver said, Listen kid, I didn't order this, I said I wanted three flat tires and two headlights. The waiter replied, Well sir, the head cook said while you wait for your parts, you can gas up!

classic!

Did you just rhyme on purpose?

Nice seam tho!

On the "plus" side.. they'll be dead soon.

Was just looking at the Axiom on TFO's website today. Look's pretty cool!

Man.. I have a feeling I'm going to have to save up some $$$ for this!!

lol.. I had no idea that guy had been married 5 times and has 12 kids!! That's gold.

On our southern alberta waters.. what are your most commonly used tippet sizes between 0x - 6x?? I.E. - a fella wants to buy 100m spools of the most common sizes, and 25m spools of the others..

$7.95.. thanks guys.

Anyone know the cover price of Fly Fusion magazine off the top of their heads? Actually.. does the magazine have the price ON it?

That's because he's one of the guys that has an excellent knowledge of how trout feed and what they're feeding on. Once you get that down pat you'll have a good chance of catching the big boys every time out!

TFO has had this rod out for awhile as well: http://www.templeforkflyrods.com/rods/recovery.html#T

Sweet pics Max! Your little sis looks like a trooper!! haha Man.. a couple of the bullies have some serious shoulders to em!!

How about these?? Too complicated?

May be too late.. but how about something like this instead: Don't want to be negative.. but I really dislike the stonefly nymph.. Wheels and I will do a quick edit and try to combine the two..

I'd say about 25" ish.

As a techy.. please.. I'm beggin you.. NO http!!

I like all 3.. but red is my fav.

I like Ron White's comment on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.. "Let's face it.. you've seen one woman nekkid.. you wanna see the rest of em nekkid." hahaha

Excellent note.. can't wait to hear the response.

Clive.. Have you tried pointing this out to some of the Canadian dealers that are doing the gouging? I'd be curious about what they'd have to say for themselves! You'd probably get the typical "we don't give a rat's @ss.. go buy it down there then" response.. but if they start losing enough business they might be forced to change their minds!

Thanks for the comments guys.. Rock - When he was first born everyone said he looked half like Tarah and half like me.. now, at 2 months, everyone's saying he looks exactly like me! haha Chidders - If it was up to her she'd be pregnant again right NOW! But i'm convincing her to wait a bit..

Back in the day.. Ol' Rita did a striptease back home in Cape Breton.. She ended up flinging her panties into the crowd and smothered the first 3 rows!!

I'm a newbie.. but from what I've seen that just looks like a typical "crowsnest rainbow": *EDIT* - now that I see the two side by side.. they do look different.