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Taco

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  1. Copper River or there abouts?
  2. Yahbut those ghost bags are cool, I'm giving Brodin a call
  3. That'll work.
  4. * What do you call a judge with no thumbs? * Justice Fingers * What's an archeologist? * Someone whose career is in ruins. * What happens when two snails fight? * They slug it out. * What insect is good at math? * An account-ant. * What wobbles as it flies? * A jelly-copter. * How do French poodles greet each other? * Bone-jour. * If two collars had a race, how would it end? * In a tie. * Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt? * Because he always showed up in cuneiform. * What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? * Iceberg. * What do you call four matadors in quicksand? * Quatro sinko. * Why do pigs make good spies? * They're excellent at going in-hog-nito. * What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a plate? * A tyrannosaucer. * What did the snowman say to the other snowman? * "Do you smell carrot?" * What do you call an earthquake fault? * A topographical error. * What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens? * Oh-lay! * Why would you take a hammer to bed? * So you could hit the sack. An Indian consulted his medicine man about a pain in his stomach that had persisted for three months. "For something as long as that," said the Medicine Man, "I have a more drastic remedy than the herbs I normally prescribe. Chew on this leather thong every day. It is 31 inches long: chew one inch every day, and at the next moon come back." The Indian dutifully did as directed, and at the next moon he returned to the Medicine Man. "How do you feel?" the Medicine Man asked. "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."
  5. I think he trumped ya.......cripe wadda fish
  6. Cool, pretty country, that's the one about westslopes, they only live in the prettiest country. No grimsley bares to add excitement?
  7. Glad she's pickin' on you LE... I don wanna tangle wif her, she'll delete ur butt
  8. Harpy, that whitey's a pig, it could eat a sz2 hopper
  9. Very good brined and hot smoked with willow or alder. My father used to fall over himself to help whenever I brought a gunny sack full home to smoke. The limit used to be 100/day Mostly a nymph feeder although they do surface feed they seem to mostly slap it down and eat it drowned. They like small drowned hoppers in season too, no larger than a sz12
  10. Yeahbut it's the best I could come up with in this new "play nice or get deleted" environment You shoulda been hit with a popup PM screen on the other matter
  11. He ain't only a fish ho apparently Rick's also a beer ho
  12. Must resist temptation... must resist temptation........................................................
  13. cool and lynard skynard too
  14. not too bad but Ray Wylie Hubbard Steve Earl Robert Johnson Wayne the Train Hancock ACDC CCR
  15. My first wife was a saskatchewhiner who wanted to be a calgarian...does that count?
  16. no worries... i luv side tracking...pisses people off...i somehow had impression you where from prince george
  17. You got it, looks like the forage base has gone to hell, some of those fish are gaunt. EDIT; or is the failure to spawn that hard on the fish? maybe trips are part of the answer
  18. Impressive first post........what part of BC you from Boy?
  19. I wouldn't, live grasshoppers float low in the surface film not on top of. If you want to imitate a live hopper, fish them on the verge of sinking and with some movement.
  20. native fish gone really wild. They got any size and/or been catchin' them on a light flyrod? could be a hoot on a 2wt and micro leeches
  21. I feel special.......... does that mean I get to ride on the bus with LE and play with the cowbell??
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