reevesr1 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 SA=Southern Alberta. Should have realized you would confuse with South America. Best of luck on the trip! Try not to kill each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annapolis Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 One of my students worked at mic dicks and made me a McMeat as he called it. It consisted o 4 beef patties, 2 chicken patties and 1 fish patty, I told him I ate it but there wasn't a chance in hell, so I gave it to another teacher (the same guy that spent $26 by himself at lunch one day, that was closely followed by the McSweats and the McShits) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pipestoneflyguy Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 This is a true story ! A month or so ago, on my way to Calgary I stopped for a Big Mac at the drive through in Canmore - not a word of a lie - I had to call my wife I was so stunned and amazed by this one,....As I opened my Big Mac I noticed that instead of the traditional Bun-meat-bun-meat-bun format I had the ever more creative Bun-meat-meat-bun-cheese-cheese-lettuce-bun variation - amongst the more hilarious McD experiences (face it, anyone who regularly has gone to the McD's in Banff or Canmore has stories like this...) This event clearly supports a theory I have championed for many years - A STRONG ECONOMY DESTROYS THE SERVICE INDUSTRY - Simply put, there is an element of society which has no business being any part of any work force (lets be carefull, I am not talking about the disabled or disadvantaged, this is the "I am capable but don't give a S**t" crowd I am refering too). I have noticed a direct coreleation between the unemployment rate and service industry standards. It seems when unemployment is less than 10% service at front-line retail businesses goes to hell. You ask for a battery at Canadian tire, and a kid with a face like a Xmas trree hands you a rad hose, you stop for a Big Mac, you get a bun-meat-meat-bun-bun format. I theorize a good healthy 10% unemployment rate keeps these jokers out of the mix - excuse the Darwinian reference but back in the real old days this segment of society was eliminated through natural process. Now-a-days our uber health & safety conscious society protects these folks from their true destiny of becoming a teenage meat-waffle - really !!! who invented the skateboarding helmet and what were they thinking, what nerve ! defying natural process !!!!! - Lets test my theory - anyone here currently living in Ontario ? - I bet the McDonald's in Ontario are running like a finely tuned assembly line right about now LOL (OK thats just mean and spitefull !!!) Anyway those fretting the economic decline rest assured, if you look hard enough, you can find the good in anything - and the good to be had here is that the dude making your Big Mac just might be capable of figuring out that whole bun-meat-bun-meat-bun thing, no such thing as "overqualified" in my book !!!!!! I say screw the economy - lets save the fast food industry !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gil Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 On my way through Chicago airport last year I grabbed a burger that was cold and bloodyin the middle. Discusting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 This is a true story ! A month or so ago, on my way to Calgary I stopped for a Big Mac at the drive through in Canmore - not a word of a lie - I had to call my wife I was so stunned and amazed by this one,....As I opened my Big Mac I noticed that instead of the traditional Bun-meat-bun-meat-bun format I had the ever more creative Bun-meat-meat-bun-cheese-cheese-lettuce-bun variation - amongst the more hilarious McD experiences (face it, anyone who regularly has gone to the McD's in Banff or Canmore has stories like this...) This event clearly supports a theory I have championed for many years - A STRONG ECONOMY DESTROYS THE SERVICE INDUSTRY - Simply put, there is an element of society which has no business being any part of any work force (lets be carefull, I am not talking about the disabled or disadvantaged, this is the "I am capable but don't give a S**t" crowd I am refering too). I have noticed a direct coreleation between the unemployment rate and service industry standards. It seems when unemployment is less than 10% service at front-line retail businesses goes to hell. You ask for a battery at Canadian tire, and a kid with a face like a Xmas trree hands you a rad hose, you stop for a Big Mac, you get a bun-meat-meat-bun-bun format. I theorize a good healthy 10% unemployment rate keeps these jokers out of the mix - excuse the Darwinian reference but back in the real old days this segment of society was eliminated through natural process. Now-a-days our uber health & safety conscious society protects these folks from their true destiny of becoming a teenage meat-waffle - really !!! who invented the skateboarding helmet and what were they thinking, what nerve ! defying natural process !!!!! - Lets test my theory - anyone here currently living in Ontario ? - I bet the McDonald's in Ontario are running like a finely tuned assembly line right about now LOL (OK thats just mean and spitefull !!!) Anyway those fretting the economic decline rest assured, if you look hard enough, you can find the good in anything - and the good to be had here is that the dude making your Big Mac just might be capable of figuring out that whole bun-meat-bun-meat-bun thing, no such thing as "overqualified" in my book !!!!!! I say screw the economy - lets save the fast food industry !!!!! "who invented the skateboarding helmet and what were they thinking" :clapping: Hilarious, yet insightful; I laughed, I cried... OK, I didn't really cry. Oddest thing I've seen at a fast food joint: my wife ordered a "plain burger" for our daughter; when she unwrapped it, it was VERRRYY plain- no ketchup, no mustard, no pickles, no onions, NO MEAT! Nastiest thing I've experienced: Bit into a crispy chicken sandwich at Wendy's, found the first bite to be kinda chewy- like gristle. Discreetly spit it into my napkin. Looked at what was left of my sandwich to find it was completely raw in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhurt Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 I had a double Mac and nuggets yesterday, didn't get the craps till this morning but man where the farts leatheal last night, twice I tell you I gaged on my own stench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agbff Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Bhurt, your gnarly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboy Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Im so having a Mc gangbang for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboy Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 ....and it was aweeeesssssooommmeeeeee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justfreewheelin Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 SO my pregnant wife just got in the door, we live in the country, and she is crying, and mad, because, she is due to calf any minute now, went to mcdicks on her way back from airdrie, orders a 10 piece nugget meal, and a cheese burger. and a mcflurry. as she is driving home she realized that there were no fries, so as she is upset about that, and telling me how poor the service was. she then finds that there are only 9 nuggets, she freaks out even more, so I am laughing, she is crying, and laughing, and sayind how they should all die, as I call and complain. at least we will get a couple of free meals and some more shitty service the next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhurt Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Well an update on my meal I had last sunday. Ate great but sure paied the price for the next two days, the people I work with looked at me weird all day as I kept on rnning to the washroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 A 4 yearold hamburger from Mc Choke and Puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justfreewheelin Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 well I sure know mcdicks does not stay in me for 4 yrs, heck prob not even 6 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter187 Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 i find the mcgangbang has too much bun, so i just remove the buns from the chicken sandwich. as for the worst mcdonalds meal.... i once ate the full pounder. god it was greasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sundancefisher Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 i find the mcgangbang has too much bun, so i just remove the buns from the chicken sandwich. as for the worst mcdonalds meal.... i once ate the full pounder. god it was greasy. Best meal ever was an egg McMuffin I ate when I was 18 years old. I had diarrhea for a week (first 48 hours was brutal). In the end all I had to show for it was samonella food poisoning and a lactose intolerance that costs me about $40 a week in Lactaid pills. YUMMMMMM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhurt Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I had a double big mac and two double bacon chesse burgers today, man it hit the spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpiondeathlock Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I had a double big mac and two double bacon chesse burgers today, man it hit the spot. Sick dude. I had the triple double combo. I dont feel good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I dont feel good. LOL... and you suspected otherwise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhurt Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 At 6am the meal finally moved through my system, now I am ready for a breakfest from Mc Craps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpiondeathlock Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 At 6am the meal finally moved through my system, now I am ready for a breakfest from Mc Craps. haha we should rename this post brads bowel movements Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 The worse McDons meal? The double big mac I bought in Kindersley Sk this spring. Bit into a piece of bone first bite and apparently cracked a tooth longitudinally, hurt like hell, threw the effer out the window, 2 or 3 Advil and keep drivin', 3 month later the tooth slits in half, by the time I get the implant, 35 hundred bucks, ****in' MacDonald's, yeah yeah yeah I shoulda gone back but 3 months later is a tad on the late side and I was in a wee hurry when it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny5 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 This has to be one of the weirdest threads, so here is my addition... I eat mcdonalds when I do road trips to fish the coast... Nothing too bad as long as you don't chew too much. But here is possibly the funniest website I have seen in a while. Some sick ass food... Check out the meat-baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvermereAngler Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 About 10 years ago my friends and I had a mcnugget eating contest. I ate 80, but came in last. One guy ate 120. We all paid for it that night and in our wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 About 10 years ago my friends and I had a mcnugget eating contest. I ate 80, but came in last. One guy ate 120. We all paid for it that night and in our wallet. Oh my gawd! I laffed for about 15 minutes after reading this. Tell me it's not true... please!!! I know what 6 nuggets does to my gut... I can just imagine you poor mofo's after this debacle!!! o lord..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhurt Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I will not lie, but I ate 4 double bacon chesseburgers and enjoyed every last bite, will report the aftermath later. Next day, nothing so far so I think I am in the clear, only time will tell now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.