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Wahooo! Have a good one.

 

Old Man Birchy rocking on his porch sees a young kid and his fishing pole walking down the dirt road. "Where you goin' with that pole?" he calls. "Gonna git me some fish with this here fishing pole!" answers the kid. Sure enough, as the sun is setting the old man sees the kid going home with a bucket of fish.

 

Next day, Old Man Birchy rocking on his porch sees the kid walking down the dirt road with some duct tape. "Where you goin' with that?" he calls. "Gonna git me some ducks with this here tape!" answers the kid. "You can't git no ducks with tape!" hollers Old Man Birchy . But sure enough, as the sun is setting, Old Man Birchy sees the kid going home with the tape strung out behind him and ducks stuck all over it!

 

Next day, Old Man Birchy rocking on his porch sees the kid walking down the dirt road with some chicken wire. "Where you going with that?" he calls. "Gonna get me some chickens with this wire!" answers the kid. "You can't get no chickens with wire!" hollers Old Man Birchy. But sure enough, as the sun is setting, Old Man Birchy sees the kid going home with the wire strung out behind him and chickens stuck all through it!

 

Next day, Old Man Birchy rocking on his porch sees the kid walking down the dirt road with some pussy willows. "Now hold on just a minute" he calls, "wait while I get my hat!!"

 

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LMAO.. that Ol'Man Birchy ain't no fool.

 

Have a good'un Birch! Go see where them cats is at.

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