Taco Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 frickin wild cow stepped on my foot, turns and drops me on my ass, 3 days later my back goes into spasm, *hit it hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birchy Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 frickin wild cow stepped on my foot, turns and drops me on my ass, 3 days later my back goes into spasm, *hit it hurts Did you punch him in his big ugly face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 it's a she and I was too busy landin on my fat ass and avoidin the other 20 cows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Women, there always out to get ya...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birchy Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 it's a she and I was too busy landin on my fat ass and avoidin the other 20 cows Psssft! What a cow! But yeah.. that'd hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brewingup Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 what bar were you at? i'll make sure not to go there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 They grow em big down there in Claresholm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 yeah, reminds me sometimes Oklahoma or East Texas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Wow Hoss....taken down by a sweet itty bitty bovine were ya? You must notta had yer *hit kickin' boots on or ya woulda punted that bitch into space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jksnijders Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I don't miss dealing with snotty old range cows... Nothing 35 feet of nylon couldn't ever fix though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 wished it were...Betsy the dairy cow got me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 wished it were...Betsy the dairy cow got me That's her revenge for all those years of yardin' on her tits...er....teets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 I'm neither the yarder nor the yardee, I just wanted to give her a pedicure....... ungrateful old bitch....... ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I'm neither the yarder nor the yardee, I just wanted to give her a pedicure....... ungrateful old bitch....... ouch! Ya.....I've seen your version of a pedicure there cowboy - she was justified in punting ya LOL Kidding of course, as you know. Hope you're not hurtin' too long or too bad. Nothing that a half or whole bottle of rum won't cure, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jksnijders Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Getting stepped on by an old corkscrew-toed Holstein is bad on many, many different levels.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesr1 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Though I want to send you a verbal jab over the East Texas line (totally uncalled for), but as one who has has back spasms, I feel for ya old man. Can't say I've ever had a cow step on me, or if I have, I was too drunk to remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyaleddie Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 Click here if the movie does not play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 the East Texas line (totally uncalled for) what? ain't no big old heifers with big hair in east texas? huh, thought I see a couple in gilleys back in the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesr1 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 what? ain't no big old heifers with big hair in east texas? huh, thought I see a couple in gilleys back in the day Maybe, but Gillies also had it's share of eye candy as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 noticed that part too. I think I successfully hijacked my own thread...back still hurts though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agbff Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 You should talk to 420 about a certain medicinal pain-killer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 na, i have enough trouble stayin' outta the fridge without the induced munchies, Robax and codeine seems to be doin' the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jksnijders Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I know of a few guys that weren't afraid to use Bute every now and then.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 works but I've been outta the horse tradin' business for awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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