Taco Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 No but I did live there for 3 years.This explains a lot of things including your proclivity for modifying other people accounts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harps Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 oh oh oh oh... or better yet . . . . . . A Carbon Tax on Christmas lights!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Let's start talking about Christmas. All you bah humbugs (except Clive cuz I luv him best LOL), feel free to give me your biggest bitch and rant. I LOVE CHRISTMAS. I love all things Christmas - the decorating, shopping, baking, wrapping, parties, EVERYTHING. There isn't one thing about Christmas that I don't like - except when people whine about the commercialism of it. To them I say: DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND GET OVER IT. I did - we made some changes to our Christmas that make it meaningful to us and allow us to have the kind of day/celebration that we want. We don't focus on how much we spend, rather how much fun we had buying for each other and how much fun it is to give. Time to remember what Christmas is all about - keep that in focus and you'll have a wonderful time with your family and friends. Yule is cool! Come on let's hear it - get in the spirit! Santa's back - humbugs are whack. Noel is here - bring on the cheer! YO MR. MODERATOR SIR, I don't this should be allowed, this after all is The Official 08/09 Shack Nasties Thread, cursed is anyone pretending to be nice on a shack nasty thread, frickin cheerful people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 FIXED Let's start talking about Christmas. I am, bah humbugs , feel free to call me your biggest bitch and i'll show you my "clause". I HATE CHRISTMAS. I hate all things Christmas - the decorating, shopping, baking, wrapping, parties, EVERYTHING. There isn't one thing about Christmas that I like - I love it when people are about the commercialism of it. To them I say: DON'T DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND DONT GET OVER IT, TELL MORE PEOPLE TO GET COMMERCIAL. I did - we made some changes to our Christmas that make it miserable to us and allow us to have the kind of shitty day/rantfest that we want. We focus on how much we spend and make it a commercial competition. Time to remember how Christmas sucks- keep that in focus and you'll have a crappy time with your family and enemies (family). Yule is not cool! Come on let's hear it - get outta the spirit! Santa's on crack - humbugs are back. Noel is gay- bring on the hate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 DONT CLICK THIS LINK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birchy Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyaleddie Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 DONT CLICK THIS LINK Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Dear Santa, While I was wandering through the Christmas wonderland that is the Christmas Store and experiencing the joy and love of the season, I was thinking about a certain someone, a little elf if you will, who might be having a hard time getting into the Christmas spirit this year. And he’s been so busy lately with work and getting his girlfriend pregnant, that I thought I’d send you his gift list just in case he misses the mailing deadline. But first I’d like you to put a special gift in your bag for him, from all of his good friends at Flyfish Calgary – to help him get into that Christmas spirit. You see, Dave’s beautiful girlfriend is pregnant with his child and, while this is a joyous occasion for all, Dave is going through a difficult time right now because he’s not getting laid on a regular basis. Now….not being a man I really don’t know how this is working out for him but I don’t imagine he’s in a particularly festive spirit and may be kind of mean and prone to doing things he otherwise wouldn’t do. Or maybe not. In any case, our special gift for him is a gift basket containing the following things: Cinnamon and vanilla scented candles – 5 minute burn life should be good enough Josh Groban’s greatest hits CD A Very Special Christmas with Rita McNeil DVD – the one with the rousing encore of Oh Come all Ye Faithful is best And a bottle of your finest hand cream Please sign the card: In your time of need, your friends at FFC are all pulling for ya. Just not this time. Thanks Santa – Dave will not what to do from there. Dave is a selfless guy and hasn’t really asked for much for Christmas, so if you could fill his tree with as many of these gifts as possible I know he’d be so happy on Christmas morning. Here we go: The new best seller by Douglas Dale: Wrong Boy on the Right Side of Town: Redneck Go Home The new best selling adult XXX DVDs: Dirtbags on Dirtbikes and Lay me on my ATV The new do-it-yourself book: Flyfishing for Dummies: What To Do When Your Friends Outfish You The new Dr. Spock baby book: It’s Not OK to Drink Beer and Curl Up in the Fetal Position When Your Baby Cries All Night Which It Will For Months On End The First Time Dads new bestseller: No, It’s Not OK to Breastfeed when you’re 30-something, Even If You Call It Foreplay A couple of new T-Shirts: I Facebooked your Mom in my Avalanche My Avalanche can beat up your Avalanche When I think of my Avalanche I need my hand cream If I lived in Colorado I’d vote for the Avalanche I’m afraid to ski for fear of being found in an Avalanche Thanks Santa. Love, Lynn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 DONT CLICK THIS LINK Ya ya...Rickrolled....how original. Task Manager took care of him. Besides...Barry Manilow did it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 Very nice Lynn very nice. Now that you are back in the spirit of shacknastiness, you shall get an xmas egging party at your house xmas eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbowtrout Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Lynn you rock!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 DURKA DURKA Click here if the movie does not play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 ur all assholes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 ur all assholes Thank you VERY MUCH. Merry Christmas to you Taco - may Santa fill your stocking with many fine things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Thank you VERY MUCH. Merry Christmas to you Taco - may Santa fill your stocking with many fine things. Just keeping to the original intent of the thread, I get bitchier than normal when I'm off my meds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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flyfishfairwx Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Jesus may love you !! BUT I AM HIS FAVORITE And X-mass sucks, takes time away from Fishing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Dear Santa: Please please please may I have a pair of these for Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Dear Santa, Taco is making a mockery of religion now. Please send a bigger cow to be his friend. One who used to punt for the Argos would be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pipes Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Taco = Tako Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyaleddie Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Taco = Tako LOL!!! Yes they are one of the same!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Flytyer Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 the true fishers of men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 LOL!!! Yes they are one of the same!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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