birchy Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Chuck Norris calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris Quote
LynnF Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Birchy must be bored. OK....I'll play. Chuck Norris sneezes with his eyes open. Quote
agbff Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 chuck norris hit puberty before his dad did Quote
bloom Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 superman wears chuck norris pajamas to bed. Quote
bigbowtrout Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Quote
reevesr1 Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Chucky plucks his eyebrows, wear manscara, and has immaculate taste in clothes. But he makes it look tough. Quote
Weedy1 Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Chuck Norris came to my BBQ last summer, ate all the red hot charcoal out of the grill and then proceeded to fart out large diamonds for the ladies in the awe-struck crowd. Quote
rehsifylf Posted October 8, 2008 Posted October 8, 2008 Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack. Quote
agbff Posted October 8, 2008 Posted October 8, 2008 Chuck norris slams the hell out of revolving doors Quote
zed Posted October 8, 2008 Posted October 8, 2008 if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars chuck norris has more money than you. Quote
Pythagoras Posted October 8, 2008 Posted October 8, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VOinTYkDmc Quote
DonnieM Posted October 8, 2008 Posted October 8, 2008 There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in the USA. Quote
darrinhurst Posted October 8, 2008 Posted October 8, 2008 stupid link didn't work...... Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. Quote
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