A Joke From A Buddy In Texas

[reevesr1]

An Old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one

day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop

of whiskey.

A friend back home in Houston sent me this:

 

He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to

the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his

face and clothes, a young Gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a

gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

 

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey

old man, have you ever danced?'

 

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said,

 

'No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to.'

 

A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 'Well, you old

fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man' s

fee t. The old prospector

was hopping around and everybody was laughing.

 

When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and

turned around to go back into the saloon.

 

The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both

hammers back making a double clicking sound.

 

The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet.

 

The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around

 

looking down both barrels of the shotgun.

 

The old man asked,

 

'Did you ever kiss a mule square on the ass?'

 

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said,

 

'No. But I've always wanted to.'

 

 

 

The lessons from this story are:

 

1. Don't waste ammunition.

 

2. Don't mess with old guys

[Taco]

Ah..Yup! eff wid da ol' bull ur gonna get da horn

 

 

Like that'n Rick, it has a certain poetic slant to it :D

[SanJuanWorm]

Rick how long before i'd get my ass kicked while wearing this on a t-shirt in texas?

 

[reevesr1]

Rick how long before i'd get my ass kicked while wearing this on a t-shirt in texas?

 

 

I'd be more worried about getting shot. Or being turned into Ned Beatty in Deliverance (and that's just the girls). I'm just sayin.......

[SanJuanWorm]

Well I went ahead and ordered one anyway. I'll wear it during stampede.

[bigbowtrout]

Dave while you are there could you make this shirt up for Rick

 

[ladystrange]

personally i like, 'the village called and they'd like you to come home'

[reevesr1]

Is that the village Hillary wrote about?

 

And Dave, wearing it at Stampede ain't the same as wearing it at Rodeo in Houston.

[Taco]

better yet, down around the old livestock yards in Ft Worth

[reevesr1]

better yet, down around the old livestock yards in Ft Worth

 

I was thinking Harlingen or Tyler, but didn't want to confuse anyone.

[Taco]

That'd work.............................................he get messed with alright