reevesr1 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 An Old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. A friend back home in Houston sent me this: He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young Gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?' The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to.' A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 'Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man' s fee t. The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun. The old man asked, 'Did you ever kiss a mule square on the ass?' The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted to.' The lessons from this story are: 1. Don't waste ammunition. 2. Don't mess with old guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Ah..Yup! eff wid da ol' bull ur gonna get da horn Like that'n Rick, it has a certain poetic slant to it :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Rick how long before i'd get my ass kicked while wearing this on a t-shirt in texas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesr1 Posted June 5, 2008 Author Share Posted June 5, 2008 Rick how long before i'd get my ass kicked while wearing this on a t-shirt in texas? I'd be more worried about getting shot. Or being turned into Ned Beatty in Deliverance (and that's just the girls). I'm just sayin....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Well I went ahead and ordered one anyway. I'll wear it during stampede. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbowtrout Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Dave while you are there could you make this shirt up for Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladystrange Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 personally i like, 'the village called and they'd like you to come home' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesr1 Posted June 6, 2008 Author Share Posted June 6, 2008 Is that the village Hillary wrote about? And Dave, wearing it at Stampede ain't the same as wearing it at Rodeo in Houston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 better yet, down around the old livestock yards in Ft Worth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesr1 Posted June 6, 2008 Author Share Posted June 6, 2008 better yet, down around the old livestock yards in Ft Worth I was thinking Harlingen or Tyler, but didn't want to confuse anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 That'd work.............................................he get messed with alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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