First Bad Joke Of '08

[Taco]

The Wife Store

 

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

 

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

 

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

 

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

 

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

 

'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.'

 

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

 

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

 

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

 

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

 

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

 

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

 

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

 

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

 

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign

 

reads:

 

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

 

PLEASE NOTE:

 

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

 

The first floor has wives that love sex.

 

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

 

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

[ladystrange]

LOL, i like it.

[kritofr]

Damn it.............. I knew I should have gone further than the basement.............. darn wives store discount area..............

[hydropsyche]

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

 

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

 

Thats too bad because:

 

The third floor has wives that love sex and have money and are extreemely good looking.

 

The fourth floor has wives that love sex, have money, are extreemely good looking and always, always say "Yes Dear".

 

The fifth floor has wives that love sex have money, are extreemely good looking and always, always say "Yes Dear" and love to fish.

 

I never got to the sixth floor.

 

(Yes, Fishhead. I know. You too, eh? :-))

[bigbowtrout]

I shopped online at the New Wives store and hated what I got but the return policy is what killed me. Half my house half my money careful guys and make sure to read the fine print

 

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

[SanJuanWorm]

Im stayin the heck outta this one.