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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

You're as charming as an eel.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel.

 

 

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders,

You've got garlic in your soul.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

I wouldn't touch you, with a

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

 

 

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crockodile.

 

 

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

The three words that best describe you,

are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

 

 

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.

You're the king of sinful sots.

Your heart's a dead tomato splot

With moldy purple spots,

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing

with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable

rubbish imaginable,

Mangled up in tangled up knots.

 

 

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.

With a nauseaus super-naus.

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool

sandwich

With arsenic sauce.

 

Author: Dr. Seuss

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until all of you spend 10 hours a day outside working 6 days a week, come windchill or wind warning, i don't want to hear your damn complaining...there's my shack nasties out of the way... :unsure:

 

*hit boy, been doing that for last 40 yrs, whatcha bitchin' about??

 

 

drbulltrout=chucknorris=puddytat!!! :P

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drbulltrout=chucknorris

 

 

thanks taco...you just made my day with that comparison... :D ("Mr. T. pities the fool...Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off... :lol: )

 

 

(and for the record, i wasn't bitchin' about the weather...i was bitchin' about the people that do... ;) )

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Geez...only 10 hour days, 6 days a week...hmmm..sign me up...

 

 

i had to get my nasties out of the way or else i would snap at a jet boat thread or something....i think i'm good for the winter now... :lol: (P.S..if you want me to sign you up, i have an extra tool pouch...hope you're not afraid of exterior roof work on snow and ice...lmao)

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until all of you spend 10 hours a day outside working 6 days a week, come windchill or wind warning, i don't want to hear your damn complaining...there's my shack nasties out of the way... :unsure:

 

 

Doh!!!

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