For A Cold Winter Morning

[DonAndersen]

[RedBeard]

Haha, what kind of guy are you Don? Obviously not a Ford client

[Vagabond]

Haha,forwarded to BnL.

[DonAndersen]

Over the years I've been forced to drive 3 Fords.

* One I bought - '53 sedan - neat car - doors flew open w/o cause, truck opened once, motor cratered & cost $10.00 for a replacement. Sold it for what it cost.

* # 2 was a company truck that was equipped with a heater which occasionally kept the windows clear. Every now and then I took an axe to the ice on the floor. And it's finest habit was puddles. Every time I drove through one, it stopped. The cure, wipe out the distributor.

* # 3 is my wife's car. And for that I keep quiet. I didn't get a vote so there's no point complaining.

 

Don

[fishinglibin]

My life was saved in a ford 1 ton 4x4 when I was smoked by a semi at 90 km/hour. I currently own a 1/2 ton lariat 4x4 and still like women, PL

[Taco]

I've always thought they should equip the Canadian Army with Fords... that way you'll know they will be good'n pissed off when they finally do make it to the fight. Ford does have some thoughtful options though, they came out with heated tailgates for their pickups so your hands won't get cold pushin' them into the shop.

[fishinglibin]

You must be getting yours in the USA

[Muffin]

I've always thought they should equip the Canadian Army with Fords... that way you'll know they will be good'n pissed off when they finally do make it to the fight. Ford does have some thoughtful options though, they came out with heated tailgates for their pickups so your hands won't get cold pushin' them into the shop.

 

 

Or you can take Craig Ferguson's approach

 

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