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Over the years I've been forced to drive 3 Fords.

* One I bought - '53 sedan - neat car - doors flew open w/o cause, truck opened once, motor cratered & cost $10.00 for a replacement. Sold it for what it cost.

* # 2 was a company truck that was equipped with a heater which occasionally kept the windows clear. Every now and then I took an axe to the ice on the floor. And it's finest habit was puddles. Every time I drove through one, it stopped. The cure, wipe out the distributor.

* # 3 is my wife's car. And for that I keep quiet. I didn't get a vote so there's no point complaining.

 

Don

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I've always thought they should equip the Canadian Army with Fords... that way you'll know they will be good'n pissed off when they finally do make it to the fight. Ford does have some thoughtful options though, they came out with heated tailgates for their pickups so your hands won't get cold pushin' them into the shop.

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I've always thought they should equip the Canadian Army with Fords... that way you'll know they will be good'n pissed off when they finally do make it to the fight. Ford does have some thoughtful options though, they came out with heated tailgates for their pickups so your hands won't get cold pushin' them into the shop.

 

 

Or you can take Craig Ferguson's approach

 

http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-Canadian-hockey-team-pock-joke.jpg

 

funny-Canadian-hockey-team-pock-joke.jpg

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