dryfly Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING Two men are out fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Mel says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months." Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find." Quote
reevesr1 Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 I got that one today as well, but it was ice fishing with this picture... Quote
trailhead Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 A guy walks into a bar and see's a beuatiful woman sitting alone, he orders a drink and sits down beside her. He notices a huge diamond on her finger. So he says he has never seen a diamond like that before. The woman replies that it is the famous Mitchell diamond, but that it comes with an awful curse. The fellow asks "What's the curse?" The woman replies, "Mr Mitchell" Quote
Saltamontes Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 NEWSFLASH !!!!!!! Calgary police are in the lookout for two men who stole a semi truck this afternoon. The trailer the two culprits stole was full of the popular viagra drug. When asked about the thieves, the police chief stated: "we are in the lookout for two hardenned criminals". Quote
ladystrange Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 groan my bad joke repitoir is getting much bigger thanks to this site... Quote
Weedy1 Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 A guy was sitting at the Super Bowl in the very best seat available. The guy on his left noticed there was an empty seat next to him and said, "Can you believe someone actually paid for that seat and didn't come to the game?" The fellow next to him replied, "Actually that's my wife's seat...we bought these tickets months ago. Unfortunately, my wife passed away so I came alone." "I'm sorry to hear that, but why didn't you give the ticket to a family member or friend?" "Oh, they're all at the funeral." Quote
Glenbow Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Good jokes. Rickr, can you now finally see the true magic that is ice fishing? 30 Canadians can't be wrong.............. I see that on the day this picture was taken, they had no need for my Glenbow Texas-Chilli Hand Warmers. (Yes, chilli is a pun) By the way, is that you on the left Rick? Quote
WesG Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 I got that one today as well, but it was ice fishing with this picture... I got that one today as well, only it was with this picture....... HAHA!!!!!! Quote
Glenbow Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Ladystrange, how is it that you can recognize him.................hmmm. Quote
reevesr1 Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Good jokes. Rickr, can you now finally see the true magic that is ice fishing? 30 Canadians can't be wrong.............. I see that on the day this picture was taken, they had no need for my Glenbow Texas-Chilli Hand Warmers. (Yes, chilli is a pun) By the way, is that you on the left Rick? Nice tie in to previous posts. Well played, you have my respect (as if that's worth anything!) Just so we are clear, I'm more cut than the guy on the left. Quote
ladystrange Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Ladystrange, how is it that you can recognize him.................hmmm. well... it's a short story Quote
dryfly Posted October 19, 2007 Author Posted October 19, 2007 Geez, someone ought to call the RAP line. It is illegal to chum while fishing in Alberta. Quote
Glenbow Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 well... it's a short story Ha! Ladystrange, that's one of the best lines yet. Quote
ladystrange Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 well... it's a short story Ha! Ladystrange, that's one of the best lines yet. lol. best that i dont explain it then. Quote
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