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> Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked 
> the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical 
> answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. 
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> David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher 
> asked him about his father. 
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> 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes 
> in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go 
> out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.' 
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> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set 
> the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David 
> Aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?' 
>  
> 'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Edmonton Oilers but I was too 
> embarrassed 
> to say that in front of the other kids.'