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> Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked
> the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
> answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
>
> David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
> asked him about his father.
>
> 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
> in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go
> out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'
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> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
> the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David
> Aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
>
> 'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Edmonton Oilers but I was too
> embarrassed
> to say that in front of the other kids.'