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I'm also available for manpower. I also have several hundred feet of very strong rope.
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If you can get ahold of a bilge pump, I have a small 1 kW gen set that would run it. My phone number is 403 281 7537. I also have a zodiac but no way to get back upstream.
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I know that it won't stop the actual theft of your boat, but SPOT makes a device that attaches to any car,truck,boat etc. that will track the said item by satellite. The unit is cheap but the yearly activation will cost a bit. Don't know how much.
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A suicide bomber died and went to Paradise, as foretold.
When he arrived there he said to Allah that he was ready
to claim his 72 virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he
asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied,
"Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because
people like you murdered them before they could
experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service
them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually
ravenous and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting
duty. I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that.
How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all
eternity?"
Allah replied,
"Who told you they were women?
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That is a truly nice picture. There is so much more to fishing than just fishing.
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You've seen all the commercials. But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.
She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:
* 1/3 ownership in the store,
* a company pickup truck,
* a king size bed and,
* $3,000 a month in living expenses."
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Those are great shots Neil. The pelican one is very nice but I've always liked owls more.
Murray
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Rick, first off, glad you made it out the other side, it really could have been a horrible story otherwise. But boy, what a fishing story for your future Grand kids.
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This darn job keeps getting in the way, thankfully it pays for the days I can go though.
.Muffin,I used to think that too, until I retired. This darn retirement is getting in the way of fishing. When I was working, I would get out lots more than I do now. Too many people know I have some extra time.
Murray
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Muffin, I have to admit, I don't have any experience with the Hardy reel or the Nautilus NV-G so I can't comment on them. The favorite reel in my collection is the Lamson Litespeed. I have two of them and greatly prefer them over my other reels which include a couple of Orvis, as age and an Islander. The Lamson reel is very lightweight, a very good and easy to adjust drag system and has sealed bearings should you decide to use it in salt water.
Murray
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Thanks for the post Steve. Good info to have. I'm finding that the Clear Cure Goo is a bit tacky now with the batteries on my light getting weaker. Sunlight cures it to a hard Finnish though. A word of caution though. If you are using you UV resin outside on a sunny day, you might find that it starts to set up in the dispenser tube.
Murray
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They would be quite concerned if your tieing supplies included Polar Bear.
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Jason, are you sure your son didn't catch that one? Just kidding , nice trout by the way.
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I couldn't open your pictures but I had a similar thing happen to my Snowbee waders last year. It's frustrating that a $400.00 pair of chest waders are now hip waders. Anything above waist deep and the water just pours in. All I can say is never again!
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Although I agree that the PC's did not deserve to be re elected, I am quite concerned about some of the promises Rachel Notely has made. I still think back to that time when Ed Stelmack suggested he was going to review and adjust the royalty rates the oil companies paid. There was an immediate move of jobs and companies away from Alberta and into Saskatchewan. It took a long time to catch up. My view also is that if she raises the minimum wages by 50%, corporations are not going to simply absorb these additional costs but will pass them on to the consumer. As was mentioned earlier, you cannot run at a deficit forever, it costs a lot of money to build roads, schools and hospitals and the income has to come from somewhere, maybe increased taxes.
Now, having said all that, I accept that greater minds than mine are working on this but I too am concerned that Yoga instructor and musicians will come out ahead in arguments with high priced corporate lawyers.
This is a situation we are committed to for the next four years so I only hope that Rachel and her merry band will not follow in the footsteps of the Ontario NDPers and put us so far into dept that we cannot dig ourselves out.
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Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful
woman in the world."
"I am entering," said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
"Well, how did you do?"
" First Place ," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
"How did you make out?"
" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "this is mine."
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Mike Duffy?" asked Pinocchio.
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Marijuana and Marriage:
For those who haven't heard, Washington State recently passed two laws. They legalized gay marriage and Legalized marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned" Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
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Don, thanks for the heads up. I have 2 boats in the garage that I will check tonight.
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I liked the video
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I like that ratcheting pulley.
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I have two pontoons hanging from the rafters right now. The method you describe will work very well for you. What I have done is simply pass a 1/2"" rope over the horizontal portion of the rafters and pull on the rope while lifting the pontoon with the other hand. I tie the rope off somewhere on the pontoon that is convenient. This allows me to keep the pontoons partially inflated over the winter. Just enough air to keep the shape.
Murray
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You do nice work Sir.
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. And im sorry, who's CPs??
Country Pleasures in Willow Park Mall.
Murray
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She's at work and I figured out how to untie the knot