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    The name of the place WAS Stopwatch. Doesn't matter anymore because they are not there now, shut down about a year ago. The Son still does this and left a business card with the Barber Shop. The card simply says

     

    TRANSFERS. By Ryan Bechthold. 1 403 253 7401

     

    If you call it, let me know how you made out.

     

    On another note, I think Costco also does transfers to DVD.

     

  2. I'm concerned for the future of this Province and the future of my Grand Children. By now, everyone has heard about the platforms of the three major parties. I just finished reading about what that translates to as far as "Dollars" go.

    According to CTV.CA, the Conservatives are promising a balanced budget with 7.6 billion dollars of new spending. I believe the spending is the total after four years.

     

    The NDP are promising just over 34 billion in new spending, no mention of balancing the budget and most of the new spending to be in year four of their mandate.

     

    The Liberals scare the crap out of me with new spending of just short of 150 BILLION dollars over the course of four years along with a deficit budget of 10 billion dollars in the first year alone.

     

    In my opinion, if the Liberals win this election, it will take several Decades for this Country to recover. My Grand Children will be saddled with a very difficult future.

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  3. LAD, I understand that you are skeptical of things you read on internet sites, rightly so most of the time. Your comments caused me to reflect on my response to this story so I went back to the original "story" that was written in the Pincher Creek news to see if I might have misinterpreted something.

    After rereading the article, I stand by my comments. I do agree that we don't have all of the facts. You made a comment that my opinion was made based on a neighbour's opinion, I disagree. My opinion was based on photographic evidence. The pictures clearly show SOME of the destruction done to the riverbed.

    After rereading the article, I noticed that there was some suggestions that this landowner had a permit to do some sort of remedial work at that location. Nobody actually provided hard evidence that he did indeed have the required permits so it is equally possible that he did not. One comment was that the work that was done was outside of the scope of his permits.

     

    I understand that you would urge caution and not pronounce him guilty before the facts are all known. I like that as well. I would hope that this investigation proceeds quickly and if that landowner is found to be in the wrong, penalize him appropriately.

    The damage he has caused to the river will have long lasting effects.

  4. Seldom do we see the maximum penalties handed out for violations. This is one that deserves swift and severe action by the courts. As I read the story one of the neighbours mentioned that this landowner had previously tried the same thing to a lesser degree. This guy doesn't get it. It's time to make an example of him. Maximum fines, jail time and pay for the repairs.

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    Pheasant release sites

     

    Disclaimer: Marker locations are approximate. For absolutely accurate locations, please review a county map.

    Site Name

    Area

    Releases Between

    Bigelow Reservoir (Buck for Wildlife Project) Red Deer/Stettler Sept 15-Nov 15

    Buffalo Lake (Buck for Widlife Project) Red Deer/Stettler Sept 15-Nov 15

    Daysland Edmonton Sept 15-Nov 15

    Hopewell High River Sept 15-Nov 15

    South Plain Lake Edmonton Sept 15-Nov 15u

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  6. All my life, I never thought of myself as a gardener, but a few years ago, I picked up a used Green House from a co-worker. We started slow with tomatoes and such with the intent of showing the Grand Daughters that veggies don't just come from Safeway. My wife did most of the gardening and my job was all the bull work.now that I have retired, I am finding myself doing pretty much all of the gardening.

     

    Our setup includes a Green House, 8 ft. By 12 ft. ( no idea how many meters that is). Maxi cap planters, think of a big styrofoam cooler filled with water and fertilizer, and a bag of soil on top of that. The maxi caps allow us to go 4 to 6 weeks before the plants need watering. Each maxi cap accomodates 3 plants. We have the best crop of tomatoes we've ever had, long English cucumbers and even a small watermelon. I don't think the watermelon will grow to any size but we do have one softball size melon now. Spaghetti squash was also started in the green house but moved outside later on. Numerous hanging baskets of cherry tomatoes also.

    I had that greenhouse so full of flowers at the start you couldn't even see individual plants, Canna Lilys, Dahalias Gladiolas as well as fuschias, nasturtiums, bell peppers.

     

    This gardening thing has evolved into an activity that I really enjoy, particularly when everything starts to ripen up.

     

    Lornce, I really like that idea of planting the rain gutters. Excellent idea.

     

     

  7. A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Very Impressive!

     

     

     

    Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

     

     

     

    It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?'

     

     

     

    'Well, 'he explained, 'the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes. after several months of analysis - they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.

     

     

     

     

     

    If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'

     

     

     

    As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now. I was impressed.

     

     

     

    I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.

     

     

     

    Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'

     

     

     

    "Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice.

     

     

     

    'Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom.

     

     

     

     

     

    By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.

     

     

     

    I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?' 'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.

     

     

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  8. A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy. Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana; he unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds to

    reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically.

    "How much to repair it?' The Scot asks the chemist.

    "Six pence" says the chemist.

    "How much for a new one?"

    "Ten pence" says the chemist.

    The Scot painstakingly folds the condom into the silk square handkerchief and the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in

    his sporran, and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilt swinging.

    A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside, followed by an even greater shout.

    The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists and addresses the proprietor, this time with a grin on his face.

    "The regiment has taken a vote," he says, “We'll have a new one."

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  9. Talk about a feel good story. I'm sorry to hear about your personal troubles, life can be cruel. I have met Dave and his wife when they were coming to the FF expo years ago. I thought they were both CLASS acts then and this story says they still are.

    By the looks of the pictures, it was a trip to remember and in beautiful country. Glad to hear you are able to resume an activity you love.

     

    Murray

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    Retired Husband

     

    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart.

    Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

     

    Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women -

    she loves to browse and leaves me with endless time to fill.

     

    Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal- m art:

     

    Dear Mrs. Harris:

     

    Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

     

    Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

     

    1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

     

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

     

    3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato

    juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

     

    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,

    "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

     

    This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a "Code 3."

     

    5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

     

    6. August 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

     

    7. August 15: Set up a tent in the Camping Department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring

    pillows and blankets from the Bedding Department, to which twenty children obliged.

     

    8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave

    me alone?" EMT's were called.

     

    9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

     

    10. September 10: While handling guns in the Hunting Department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

     

    11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme song.

     

    12. October 6: In the Auto Department, he practiced his "Madonna Look" using different sizes of funnels.

     

    13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through yelled

    "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

     

    14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

     

    15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked,

    "Where is the fitting room?"

     

    And last, but not least:

     

    16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, and then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here." One of the clerks passed out.

     

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