Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride-broom, the other the groom-broom.
The bride-broom looked very beautiful in her white dress, and the groom-broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely..
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think i'm going to have a little whisk-broom!"
"IMPOSSIBLE!" said the groom-broom.
Are you ready for this? Brace yourself.. it's going to hurt!
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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!!"