There was a Newf, Scot and Irishman sitting in a tavern on foreign soil, when the discussion of how good the pubs were back home arose. The scot was the first to pipe up claiming that his hometown pub toasted the house on last call every night. The two lads said that was pretty good but, nothing compared to back home. Paddy was the next to chime in stating that his waterhole gave a free pint for every two paid for. The Scot tipped his hat to Paddy while the Newf smirked in victory and laid claim to the prize winning pub. Will back home at the pub I visit you can drink all night long, not pay for one and then go out in the alley and have sex as many times as you want too. The Scot and Irish lad both look at each other and burst into laughter, F'ing Newf can't you tell the truth just one time. Now did that every happen to you, Newf? Newf responds, NO, but it happens to my sister every Friday-Saturday night.