Taco

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me; I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child," she replied. "Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.

and friggin biggar saskatchewan

friggin lakes

nice fish monger, kinda like a thousand dollar hooker though ain't it? looks good, helluva ride and strangely satisfyin'............................................................... but?

frickin lakes :$*%&:

Islander

Ahh hazin' the noob, I've known a few people who've gotten a whole lot more selective about who they were hazin'. Revenge is sweet and inevitable.

Holy crap Paul ur older'n Clive and Andersen and'm? U don't lookit. Have a good'n Hoss

what holdin' u back? peepoor tier like me?

TFK must live in Grande Prairie, that would make for a lotta lakes to the south those pics are enough to make a lakefisherman outta me

Mmmmm rum cake....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . On a side note.... Sonuvabitch!! 1001 posts, took me 17 mths to break 1000, @ that rate I'll never catch up to rickr... unless someone shoots his thumbs off.....volunteers??

*hit BBT I wish you'd be more giving with the sharing of the cake, I ain't had cake in looonnnnng time

That'll work, big ol' girl, looks to be in good shape to another run in the spring.

Ain't much of a wind if it will take'm till noon, No? Real wind would have'm in Leader by 11.

That'll work.

Good, I'll hafta get out and cancel that'n

No but I've heard about it. I do a fair bit of work in that area, I'll have to check'er out when I get a chance.

Oh it's a nightmare snarl alright but I fished it with a little 6 1/2' 5/6wt fiberglass flyrod. Lotta fun and some surprising fish. Guy outta Gull Lake told me about it.

Hoddymang, welcome aboard, you can believe almost all the advice given here except for maybe rickr's, them transplanted Texans are prone to exaggeration. Ever fish Sand Creek west of Coronport? Caught some decent brookies just west of the rest area couple of yrs back

Them Merriam's is good eats Terry. You just hafta arrange for an accident

fertility problem I'd imagine

Or hire Maxwell for a day, he's runnin a special right now http://flyfishcalgary.com/board/index.php?...amp;#entry63181 EDIT; damn texan he has no life, he's always on here postin before i can

Powerfrag, just make sure you get outta the way of the tidal wave

me, i'd just pee my pants

1000lbs huh? big bitchin bear