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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00...

 

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00...

 

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left...

 

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left...

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the recycling refund, you would have had $214.00...

 

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle...

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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00...

 

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00...

 

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left...

 

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left...

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the recycling refund, you would have had $214.00...

 

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle...

 

 

I think I just may have a few Keith's tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And saturday as well for the Habs game.

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