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God...what a bunch of whimps. It's not like they're changing and adult diaper for crying out loud. It's a little baby with little baby poop. Now barf....there's a different story. Bring on the gagging and wretching then :blink:

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How funny is that??..........Brings back old memories..........I don't remember getting "relief" from the fake chucks..........Maybe mothers are kinder now..........

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That's hilarious. I totally thought I would be like that but haven't had any problems so far! In fact, when I'm home, I probably change more diapers than my wife does.

 

I'll tell ya... Noah sure got me good one day! I had NO CLUE that babies can poop THAT much.. or THAT far!!! :huh:

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That's hilarious. I totally thought I would be like that but haven't had any problems so far! In fact, when I'm home, I probably change more diapers than my wife does.

 

I'll tell ya... Noah sure got me good one day! I had NO CLUE that babies can poop THAT much.. or THAT far!!! :huh:

 

 

 

eeewwwwww!!!

 

reason 892, why not to have children

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eeewwwwww!!!

 

reason 892, why not to have children

 

Guess I won't share the story of when my oldest was 3 months old and I had to give him a suppository because he hadn't gone in 3 days. The word catastrophic explosion doesn't even begin to cover it.

 

Oh wait....I just told the story. Sorry LS :lol:

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When my son was about 2 I took him into the office with me. He was enjoying running around and spinning on chairs. Suddenly he shows up without a diaper. It turns out he's laid a turd onto the floor in front of the boss' office. I didn't take him with me again.

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Right next door to the Dry Cleaners in my neighborhood is a Day Care. One evening I'm dropping off some shirts and one of the Day Care employees is outside with a couple of little boys, say 2 or 3 yrs old. One of the little boys whips down his training pants and starts to pee right on the sidewalk. The young day care girl is mortified "stop it Joey!. A young mother and myself are watching this and laughing our asses off. Wish I could still just pee wherever I wanted!

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Right next door to the Dry Cleaners in my neighborhood is a Day Care. One evening I'm dropping off some shirts and one of the Day Care employees is outside with a couple of little boys, say 2 or 3 yrs old. One of the little boys whips down his training pants and starts to pee right on the sidewalk. The young day care girl is mortified "stop it Joey!. A young mother and myself are watching this and laughing our asses off. Wish I could still just pee wherever I wanted!

 

Hell I did that on 8th Av back when I was 3 or 4 yrs old, guess I suddenly disappeared from the store and my Dad found me relievin' myself offa the curb, countryboy comes to town don'tcha know and I had to go. :lol: :lol: He always said it wouldn't been so bad if I hadn't been goin' for distance.

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i dont mind the stories, just reafirms why not to have kids.

 

Trust me LS...there are WAY more than 892 reasons not to have kids. But on the right day, there are even more than that to have them.

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Hell I did that on 8th Av back when I was 3 or 4 yrs old, guess I suddenly disappeared from the store and my Dad found me relievin' myself offa the curb, countryboy comes to town don'tcha know and I had to go. :lol: :lol: He always said it wouldn't been so bad if I hadn't been goin' for distance.

 

I think there are still lots of guys doin' it on 8th avenue.......Isn't that why Calgary is buying that new toilet technology??.......But hey, boys will be boys and as the saying goes, "the world is my bathroom"........

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Thanks for the vids, my first child arrives in June. I'm still in the comfortably numb stage and that none of that will happen to me, yeah right. I'm living the dream!

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