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Anytime I see something like this, some form of the following conversation forms in my head:

 

Dude #1, sitting around the house in the dead of winter somewhere inside the Arctic Circle, almost certainly after a few beers (all the stupicd stuff in the world happens after a few beers).

 

"Man, I'm getting tired of caribou meat. Know what I could go for? Some fresh mussels. Too bad spring is 6 months away."

 

Dude #2 (whos had a few more beers)

 

"Dude, you know what we could do, after the tide goes out we can tunnel through the ice and pick some up off the seabed. It will be sweet! I bet we'd have 20-30 minutes to pick up all the mussels we could eat before the tide comes back and you know, kills us."

 

Dude #1

"Thats stupid, why would we risk our lives for mussels. I like them, but not that much.

 

Dude #1's pregnant wife:

"For some reason, I'm really craving mussels right now. And I mean NOW! And if you come out alive, pick me up some damn ice cream at the store."

 

 

May not have happened exactly like that, but close. I've often thought Clamato juice came about the same way ("Dude, we should totally put some clams in the tomato juice. That would be sweet!")

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