What Is A Strong Hint That You Should Not Be Driving???

[Guest Sundancefisher]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8347164.stm

 

950 attempts to get a licence and finally passes with only a 60%. Should someone not have a higher expectation of improving after 950 attempts? Should not a 95% be required? This is really, really scary LOL

[Guest Sundancefisher]

Now no offense to elderly drivers...but...if you can't see an elephant on the road in Oklahoma...should you be driving?

 

http://www.calgarysun.com/news/world/2009/...5/11648916.html

 

That is too funny and only funny cause the poor elephant lived.

[dryfly]

Holy crap, I saw her the other day on Mayor Magrath Drive. She was driving over the median to get into Super Store. Then I saw her squeezing the tomatoes and zucchinis in "produce." (Kidding.)

[maxwell]

aced my class 4 this morning! not a sinle thing wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SanJuanWorm]

She outta moved to Calgary where they'll licence you if you can fog a mirror.

[Guest Sundancefisher]

She outta moved to Calgary where they'll licence you if you can fog a mirror.

 

950 attempts to pass a drivers test... I can hear it now as she talks out loud...

 

"Question 1. If traveling along the highway at 90 km/hr and you notice a car stopped ahead of you in your lane do you: A) run into the car; B ) Slow down and not hit the car. Hmmm... that is a tough question. Seen it 950 times before. Let's see. I will choose.......A)"

[flyfishfairwx]

aced my class 4 this morning! not a sinle thing wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Maxwell

 

are you driving a scool buz or an ablance ? wat u kneed the claz $ four?

 

 

I do not know why I typed the above like that my fingers just did it on their own!!!!! help me .....

[DonAndersen]

Your license should be revoked if:

 

1] you honk your horn except in cases of emergency

 

2] raise your index finger for any reason.

 

Then you should be thrown over the border - any point of the compass will do.

 

 

Don

[canadagrey]

Don:

 

Your drivers license should be revoked if:

1) You are over 65 &

2) Are going fishin' &

3) Have a wooden pole &

4) Do not have an ALBERTA SPORTFISHING LICENSE &

5) It cannot be 1972.

[jack]

On my recent birthday, when my son called, wished me a happy birthday, then said "Guess you're qualified o drive down the highway with your left turn signal on, huh, Dad ? " Damn, smartass kids.

 

PS: Great to see you, Don !

 

j

[flyfishfairwx]

950 attempts to pass a drivers test... I can hear it now as she talks out loud...

 

"Question 1. If traveling along the highway at 90 km/hr and you notice a car stopped ahead of you in your lane do you: A) run into the car; B ) Slow down and not hit the car. Hmmm... that is a tough question. Seen it 950 times before. Let's see. I will choose.......A)"

 

Asian and female - Holy *hit !!! there goes the insurance rates for the country!!!

[birchy]

Asian and female - Holy *hit !!! there goes the insurance rates for the country!!!

 

Wow. Prejudice AND racist in one sentence.

 

[acurrie]

Wow. Prejudice AND racist in one sentence.

 

 

 

Ever Been to Vancouver??????............ EXACTLY!

[4d7]

Ever Been to Vancouver??????............ EXACTLY!

hahahaha!