Weedy1

You thought you were going to get off easy eh? It' not like being a guide when you're part of this thread. Long live the Shack Nasties Thread Now let's pick on Max a little more. Maybe we can make him cry.

I thought you guides all made a killing in the summer and didn't need to work in the off season? What's this work crap? An attempt to contribute to society? Oh that's right, you really don't work in the summer so you have to practice working in the off season. Must be for when the day comes that some little punk whipper snapper takes your job and all you're left with is a couple of spent roaches and your frickin nipple ring. Kind of like "make pretend" in preschool only for you freeloaders it's make pretend for real life. Since we're on the topic of being a low life scab on society, how about if you a-holes learn how to pay tax, especially on your tips. (That is if you even make tips considering this "Max" guy is probably nothing more than some fabricated internet dude you and your HOMO buddies put together.) Once you learn how to fill out a tax form why don't you move on to getting some liability insurance, a license and a few safety courses. Did you hear that? I said safety courses! Do you know what those are? You goof balls couldn't save your own scrawny little necks let alone those of your so called "clients". Ha, clients, there's more BS. I've always loved you idiots using the "Clients" term. I'll tell you something. If I hire a guide I'm not his fricking "Client", he's my whore. Yes you got it, my river slut, pond hooker, stream hustler, sewer slut, water tramp......arrrggghhhhhh!!!!!!!! Like the old saying goes "Fly Fishing guides only exist because it's illegal to shoot them." Maxwell, if that's even the name your seventh set of adoptive parents gave you, the correct sentence is "Would you like some fries with that?" not "wan sum fries?" Remember that for your next shift. I also think you might need a fresh start after hanging out with Toolman for so long. You may want to try here: Disclaimer - this post is in no way a negative reflection of the wonderful job our Alberta boys are doing guiding on the waters of south western BC. Keep up the good work boys, if it wasn't for you there probably wouldn't be anyone to hire in that neck of the woods.) Weedy (Jus passin da luv)

Who's Ed Stelmach?

I Know it was a little lame but while writing it I couldn't help thinking about that night i spent with your mother 21 years ago.

Anyone interested in Mickey Mouse fishing rod clincs, can send Toolman or PGK a pm. for further info.

Toolman's next goal in fishing gear. Man those would look sweet on that fancy car vac rack.

What did you end up doing for a chiller and filtration system and did you have to let the tank establish itself for long prior to introducing the fish?

I thought you would like it. From now on, if you're going to post in this thread, maybe try coming up with something a little more thoughtful as opposed to wasting everyone's time with the type of dribble in your last post. After all, this thread has to last till the Spring thaw.

Roy Orbison's "Blue Bayou" Click here if the movie does not play. The Hoff Click here if the movie does not play.

I applaud you in your manipulative attempt to have people believe what you have stated above. My interpretation of your post is quite the opposite of what you have stated above. If you had understood the sarcasm and ridicule in my post, and not intentionally tried to come up with an absurd conclusion as to what I believed, you would have realized I was comparing George Bush’s IQ to that of a washed up alcoholic bum musician who obviously would not make a good President. But somehow you have taken this and concluded that I believe you think that George Bush makes a good President of the United States because he has an IQ of 125. Nice, as you would say, “translation” rehsifylf. In reality it’s an interesting and comical fact that they have the same IQ, nothing more. Maybe you should spend the winter working on your writing skills so all of your responses don’t come out sounding manipulative and narcissistic.

Sorry you were last years winner. You just didn't know it. Everyone else did though.

Ever wonder who the biggest loser on this forum is?

She deserved it.

Eddie Van Halen has an estimated IQ of 125. Maybe we should make him president. Remember these IQ's are measured on the American scale. You have to divide by 10 to get the equivalent Canadian IQ.

Sarah Palin?

All righty then......Movin on. Who puts those f'ing sirens and buzzers in McDonalds, Future Shop and Best Buy that seem to never shut off when I'm there?

You've come to the right place. Boo

We have you beat Jeffro - 4 for us so far. One of them was a 6 foot 6, seventeen year old. I thought I was going to get rolled for a second.

What scares you?

In Alberta if you show up for work and there is no work to do that day you must be paid for a 3 hour minimum. EMPLOYMENT STANDARDS REGULATION http://www.qp.gov.ab.ca/documents/regs/1997_014.cfm Employment for less than 3 hours 11(1) Subject to subsection (3), if an employee is employed for less than 3 consecutive hours of work, the employer must pay the employee for 3 hours of work at not less than the minimum wage to which the employee is entitled.

Your statement above is an obvious indication you have been repressing your homosexual desires. I feel your only cure would to to have a sex reassignment. I think Loyaleddie would oblige.

It's funny what you find when you Google "Cardston,Ab" Story here.

next poster sucks

Do you mind me asking what your business partner weighs?

with shriveled little