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This one? http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/...fights.back.cnn

So let me get this right. You want the naked chicks to cut your penis off? Kinky.... Captain Weedy out...

If you were on the ship, instead of crack, you may be able to do that. Fortunately for you you're not as it would be necessary to have one of the girls kick your ass, and besides, I don't like their hair getting messy. By the way what you speak of is piracy. The only kind of piracy your going to be doing in the near future is your gay porn piracy. Captain Weedy out...

Smoking and pregnancy don't mix!!

Bob, women and guns don't mix.

So again the question has to be asked, if the perpetrator was your 15 year old meth addicted daughter cranked all up and fighting with the cops would you want her to take a shot by a taser in order to be subdued, perhaps risking death? Keep in mind that drug and alcohol addiction is considered a disease by todays definition, so essentially what would be happening is the cops would be tasering a person who requires medical help. I mean come on, we even provide the dope and injection sites in this country so how can we condone the use on one hand and shoot with the other? (I still say plug em with a .38 right through the eyes but that's just me....)

Somebody pass me a bucket. Cripes Lynn, what the hell you doing?

I completely agree Lynn. I think it's time to bring in Taser Radar to cut down on the speeders.

Hey, whatever your style man. If the day ever comes where I invite your insulting ass on board we may be able to have one tranquilized for you for a few hours . I wouldn't get all excited about the invite though and just so you know there's no sheep on board so don't get all crazy thinking so.... . . . . . . . . . . . Actually I've reconsidered, your invited. The deck hands are looking for a new guy to replace Barnacle Billy. Somehow he's disappeared. You have to call me Captain though.

Yes, but you have to call me Captain. There might be a couple of more requests I have but I'll let you know once your on board. I'll summon the chopper. Your instructions will follow.

I don't need rod racks. What the hell do you think the women are for? Sheeesh man......... Welcome aboard Max, I've been looking for a guide. Keep your hands off of Elin. Gotta go, it's massage day.

They have a souvenir for the rest of their life also.

Deck 1 - 300 metre salt water surf casting pool + naked chicks and beer everywhere. Deck 2 - 800 metre simulated spring fed creek meandering through 4 different climatic zones + naked chicks and beer everywhere. Deck 3 - Original House of Hardy (moved piece by piece from England) + naked chicks and beer everywhere. Deck 4 - Marijuana grow operation (hey ya gotta pay the bills somehow) + naked chicks and beer everywhere. Deck 5 - African Safari deck. Bag yourself a predator; lions, cheetahs, hyenas and leopards for the taking. Elephant in season. Deck 6 - Tropical rain forest with 230 different species of fish for the taking + naked chicks and beer everywhere. Upper Deck - Tiger woods, what a loser, built the golf course to distract the cool guys...don't need pirates on board if ya know what I mean. Of course the ship is completely coal fired. Any other stupid questions guide boy?

Two more dead in the last week? I'm starting to wonder if the cops wouldn't be better off pluggin them one instead. I don't recall the death rate being this high before the use of tasers when it came to the police arresting people. I'd love to see some stats.

What the hell you talking about? I have one one the 15 weight as we speak. I'm on the yacht on the coast. You really think I write all this crap from Edmonton? And YES that's Tiger on the deck. Man his wife is hot in bed.

Signed, sealed and delivered. Good survey.

You thought you were going to get off easy eh? It' not like being a guide when you're part of this thread. Long live the Shack Nasties Thread Now let's pick on Max a little more. Maybe we can make him cry.

I thought you guides all made a killing in the summer and didn't need to work in the off season? What's this work crap? An attempt to contribute to society? Oh that's right, you really don't work in the summer so you have to practice working in the off season. Must be for when the day comes that some little punk whipper snapper takes your job and all you're left with is a couple of spent roaches and your frickin nipple ring. Kind of like "make pretend" in preschool only for you freeloaders it's make pretend for real life. Since we're on the topic of being a low life scab on society, how about if you a-holes learn how to pay tax, especially on your tips. (That is if you even make tips considering this "Max" guy is probably nothing more than some fabricated internet dude you and your HOMO buddies put together.) Once you learn how to fill out a tax form why don't you move on to getting some liability insurance, a license and a few safety courses. Did you hear that? I said safety courses! Do you know what those are? You goof balls couldn't save your own scrawny little necks let alone those of your so called "clients". Ha, clients, there's more BS. I've always loved you idiots using the "Clients" term. I'll tell you something. If I hire a guide I'm not his fricking "Client", he's my whore. Yes you got it, my river slut, pond hooker, stream hustler, sewer slut, water tramp......arrrggghhhhhh!!!!!!!! Like the old saying goes "Fly Fishing guides only exist because it's illegal to shoot them." Maxwell, if that's even the name your seventh set of adoptive parents gave you, the correct sentence is "Would you like some fries with that?" not "wan sum fries?" Remember that for your next shift. I also think you might need a fresh start after hanging out with Toolman for so long. You may want to try here: Disclaimer - this post is in no way a negative reflection of the wonderful job our Alberta boys are doing guiding on the waters of south western BC. Keep up the good work boys, if it wasn't for you there probably wouldn't be anyone to hire in that neck of the woods.) Weedy (Jus passin da luv)

Who's Ed Stelmach?

I Know it was a little lame but while writing it I couldn't help thinking about that night i spent with your mother 21 years ago.

Anyone interested in Mickey Mouse fishing rod clincs, can send Toolman or PGK a pm. for further info.

Toolman's next goal in fishing gear. Man those would look sweet on that fancy car vac rack.

What did you end up doing for a chiller and filtration system and did you have to let the tank establish itself for long prior to introducing the fish?

I thought you would like it. From now on, if you're going to post in this thread, maybe try coming up with something a little more thoughtful as opposed to wasting everyone's time with the type of dribble in your last post. After all, this thread has to last till the Spring thaw.

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