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> Two men were driving through Saskatchewan when they got
> pulled over by
> an RCMP officer.
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> The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his
> nightstick. The
> driver rolled down the window, and
> WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
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> "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
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> "You're in Saskatchewan son, "the cop
> answered. "When we pull you over
> in Saskatchewan, you better
> have your license ready by the time we get to your
> car."
>
> "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said,
> "I'm not from around here."
>
> The cop runs a check on the guy's license--he's
> clean, and gives the guy
> his license back.
> The cop then walks around to the passenger side and taps on
> the window.
> The passenger rolls down the window, and WHACK, the cop
> smacks him on
> the head with the nightstick.
>
> "What'd you do that for?" the passenger
> demands.
>
> "Just making your wish come true," replied the
> cop.
>
> "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger
> asked.
>
> "Because I know your type," the cop says,
> "two miles down the road,
> you're gonna turn to your buddy
> and say, 'I wish that ***hole would've tried that
> *hit with me!'"