Mudflap,
We've all been chasing that dream, dude.
My requirements are as follows:
She makes a good apple pie.
Ties her own flies.
Takes her own fish off the hook.
Rides motorcycles.
Knows what "goin out with the boys" means.
Makes good cash.
Keeps a good home.
Lets me drive her porsche.
So far i've been unsuccessful to find such a beast. If indeed she does exist.