When Cardboard Men Come In Handy
Lynn's car gets a flat on the deerfoot one day. Lynn eases it
over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and
opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the
rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men
are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to
approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a CPS police car arrives. The officer, clearly
enraged, approaches Lynn's car yelling, 'What's
going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the Lynn calmly
'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
the road?' he asks.
'Helllooooooo!!!!' says Lynn. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'