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:lol: Happy birthday to me,

Happy birthday to me,

Happy birthday Bob Loblaw,

Happy birthday to me! :P

 

I like to think I'm like a fine wine; of course lots of people HATE wine! :D

Please feel free to PM me with the GPS coordinates of your favorite fishin' holes in lieu of presents.

(Don't worry, they'll be totally useless to me, unless I get a GPS for my B-day.) <_<

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Posted

I really do enjoy:

 

1. Bob Loblaw's law blog

2. Bob loblaw lob's law bomb

 

haha

 

happy bday

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Happy birfday d00de don't let anyone slip anything into yer timmy's

 

 

A Newfoundland woman of a certain age, visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.

 

"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

 

"Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin.

 

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

 

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress.

 

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh Jaysus Mary and Joseph, doctor, twas horrid. Just terrible!"

 

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

 

"Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee, lard. De effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce! With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and then, Lard tunder and Jaysus, didn't he take me right then and there, making wild,mad passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!"

 

"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"

 

"No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in 25 years. But, oh me son, I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's ever again!"

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Thanks, guys! Yes, I did have a great day; got my free brekkie at Denny's & spent the afternoon swimming with my

daughter, then hung out with the family- only thing that's better than fishin'!

 

T'anks, Taco, me son! Now I knows what's been goin' on da last coupla months; t'ank da Lard dere's lotsa Timmies'

in Calgary- still got a few I ain't bin kicked outta yet! :D

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