Guest girlsfishtoo Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Why fishing is better than sex.... You don't have to hide your fishing magazines. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in a while. Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago. It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger. When you see a really good fisher person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing in a boat together. If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you fish with someone else. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself. You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite co-workers to fish with you without getting sued for harassment. There are no fishing-transmitted diseases. If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life. Your fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 We had some other great responses to this one a while back - http://flyfishcalgary.com/board/index.php?showtopic=976 It's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest girlsfishtoo Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 We had some other great responses to this one a while back - http://flyfishcalgary.com/board/index.php?showtopic=976 It's a good one. Sorry... I didn't realize that it had been posted before. I'll check out the other thread, I am sure there are some great responses. I came across that joke when I was doing some office decluttering today and yes I thought it was a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrinhurst Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 "When Fishing, catching a fat pig, is a good thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest girlsfishtoo Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 We had some other great responses to this one a while back - http://flyfishcalgary.com/board/index.php?showtopic=976 It's a good one. That other thread puts mine to shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyaleddie Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 That other thread puts mine to shame. it's o.k. you are a chick, and you don't know better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 We had some other great responses to this one a while back - http://flyfishcalgary.com/board/index.php?showtopic=976 It's a good one. I remember that'n... the BobLoblaw Newf On A Roll thread, think he had ta go into therapy after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesr1 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 OMG that was funny. And I miss MTB, and Glenbow, and Pipestone.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Yeah, whatever happened there? I musta missed something somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Sorry... I didn't realize that it had been posted before. I'll check out the other thread, I am sure there are some great responses. I came across that joke when I was doing some office decluttering today and yes I thought it was a good one. No need to be sorry, let's see what these guys can come up with this time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrinhurst Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Your significant other doesn't mind when you let someone else fondle your rod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladystrange Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 fishing is better than sex only because i'm more likely to go fishing on a regular basis than have sex... fishing at least takes the shine off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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