birchy Posted January 9, 2009 Author Posted January 9, 2009 gitcher who? Gitcher own damn thread! Quote
FlashGordon Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 too late,thread is jacked Two aliens from outer space land at a gas station and one of them walks up to a pump and says take me to your leader…. The pump just sets there all quit like so the alien says take me to your leader or Ill phaser your ass but it receives no reply... Then the other alien says wait don’t shoot him and then the first alien says hay man I know what I’m doing and then he shoots the gas pump. They both get blown back to outer space and the first alien says hey man how did you know that was going to happen. The second alien replies by saying “any one who can wrap his dick around himself twice and stick it in his ear has got to be one tuff mother f**ker. Quote
Guest 420FLYFISHIN Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 A. A stick q. Why do girls wear perfume and make up? Quote
Guest KnottyGirl Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 q. Why do girls wear perfume and make up? Because they stink and they're ugly!! Quote
Guest 420FLYFISHIN Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 DUH, THEY DONT MAKE A BRAIL ALTIMETER! Quote
agbff Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 baby seal walks into a bar, bartender ask him what can i get yah? ... anything but a canadian club! Quote
birchy Posted January 9, 2009 Author Posted January 9, 2009 I like CDock's better.. "So a seal walks into a club..." Quote
agbff Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 haha thats like a dyslexic walks into a bra Quote
Guest 420FLYFISHIN Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 i walked into a bra once, i never wanted to leave... why cant the trout shake the hook? Quote
FlashGordon Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 What do you call a sleeping bull? Bulldozer! Quote
agbff Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 gord... that was just the shits man... i mean these are all quality jokes and you gotta lay one of those down!? aha Quote
Guest KnottyGirl Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 What do you call a sleeping bull? Bulldozer! Oh Gord, so lame... you were on fire, what happened??? lol Quote
FlashGordon Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. Quote
Guest KnottyGirl Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. ... And yet, he keeps going... Quote
FlashGordon Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Where does a one legged waiter work? IHOP Quote
darrinhurst Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 So, my wife comes home from work toady and she asks me to take off her blouse. Then, she asks me to take of her skirt. Then she asked me not to wear her clothes anymore. Quote
Guest 420FLYFISHIN Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 that last one is price less, im tottaly going to roach that one int my repituar (spelling) Quote
FlashGordon Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 A pirate walks in to a bar with a steering wheel haning out of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey pirate, what's with the steering wheel hanging from your pants?" Pirate says, "ARRRGGG, it's drivin' me nuts!" Quote
rusty Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Two guys are sitting at opposite ends of a bar. The first one says to the other, "Hey, where ya from?" The other guy replies, "I'm from Ireland." "Get out. I'm from Ireland too! Which part?" "Dublin." "No...I'm from Dublin! Which street?" "Green Street." "Come on now...I'm from Green Street! What number?" "215 Green." "Well I'll be fooked. I'm from 215 Green too! Let's get out of this bar and go for a nice drink somewhere else." As they walk out, they pass the owner of the bar coming in. The owner says to the bartender, "How's business tonight?" The bartender replies, "Pretty slow. Just the drunk O'Brien twins again." Quote
FlashGordon Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 haha You hear about that new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!! Quote
darrinhurst Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Two guys walk into a bar.......you'd figure the second guy woulda seen it. Quote
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