Weedy1 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 What would you do if someone pierced the roof of your mouth with a 6 inch hook that was tied to wire rope attached to a crane, then threw you into a 20 foot deep river that was flowing at 8-10km/hr. (of course the barb is pinched) Would you: 1. Spit the hook? 2. Swim upstream with all your might only to find out the SOB on the other end of the rope just sucked it up? 3. Play dead until you reach the shore then start thrashing around to get off the hook? 4. Swim downstream and try to tear the hook from your mouth? 5. Swim to the bottom and wait? 6. Chase after the little Cutty you see swimming by you while completely ignoring the fact you have a 6" gaff stuck in you? And just one more question. What direction do you think your eyeballs would be pointing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esleech Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 . Chase after the little Cutty you see swimming by you while completely ignoring the fact you have a 6" gaff stuck in you? HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownstone Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 LOL.....depends....am i a fish or a 260 lb pissed of newfie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxwell Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 6 all the way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birchy Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Step #1 - Punch him in his big stupid head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 There's no option in there anywhere about kicking someone in the nuts. I'd go for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 There's no option in there anywhere about kicking someone in the nuts. I'd go for that one. No abuse of the manjunk-EVER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pipestoneflyguy Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I would hold a grudge to the point that 4 sequels have to be made. Even if I have to chase those Brodies to the Bahamas Mrs. Brodie must die !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'd choose #7... take gaff out by hand, climb up the rope, punch the crane operator in the head, tie rope around HIS neck, operate crane with deft skill... maneveuring him to crash repeatedly against a rock wall....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 maneveuring him to crash repeatedly against a rock wall......and kicking him in the nuts on the way back down. That's how that should have ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverDoctor Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 I wold leap several times to throw the hook. If that didn't work head for some submerged dead falls to wrap around.Other than that I wold hope it was catch and release water. Sounds likde a Pita question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esleech Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 This is definetely the strangest thread ever...and I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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