lonefisher Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 Please read these articles and see if you have this disorder! Seasonal affective disorder (SAD), also known as winter depression, is a mood disorder. Most SAD sufferers experience normal mental health throughout most of the year, but experience depressive symptoms in the winter. When the depressive symptoms occur in summer rather than winter, the condition is often referred to as reverse seasonal affective disorder (RSAD) and can include heightened anxiety.[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasonal_affective_disorder http://thequietpool.blogspot.com/2008/01/cabin-fever.html IS this YOU? If so I can help...... No I don't have a miracle machine that can produce sunlight NOR can I take you out fishing on all your favorite sumnmer streams and fish dry flies to rising trout BUT contrary to popular opinion these are not the only CURES for the shack nasties........ A while ago one cold crappy winter I became unemployed (actually next Sunday) In the resulting depression I decided to FIGHT back Through intensive research me and my team of highly trained PROFESSIONALS Found the ANSWER. NO its not spending the winter in New Zealand NO its not taking a warm vacation to the Bahamas to fish for bones and tarpon NO its not sitting in the basement repeatedly bashing you head on your computer monitor wishing all the other affected individuals in the world would see YOUR point of view Even though these may be momentarily or temporarily effective they are simply PLACEBO's, quick fixes, GYPSY CURES!!!! They do not improve the long term survival rate of this DISEASE! I alone have the answer! I alone (and my highly paid team of profesionals) have cracked this mystery! WE can help YOU I am offering you a reduced price on this new treatment! Now for just $599.99 per week plus 17% taxes you can be shack nastie free for life! Laugh off those catch and release discussions! Have a little giggle at those Jetboat videos! Lose that tight feeling in your chest you get looking at the brute fish that those other guys are catching! Its not you thats really sick its them! They are suffering as well! By helping yourself you can help towards really helping others as well by sharing your experience! The best thing? Results are GUARANTIED! Oh wait I can see you asking yourself "OK whats the CATCH" THERE IS NO CATCH!!!!!! In fact buy now and I will include the new M.S.B reduction tool FREE OF CHARGE!!!!! Recently featured in the HIT movie "Good Luck Chuck" This machine which bears a startling RESEMBLANCE to a grapefruit can help remove the second biggest stress causing factor among Flyfisherman polled this winter! Imagine Yesterday...... Maybe even this morning you were hurting, you were blue........ WELL NOT TOMMORROW MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!! Simply email your credit card info and beer brand of choice!!!!! and in 24 short hours you will have a whole new outlook on life!!!! warning shipping may take longer then 24 hours but less then 27 years results not guaranteed. Grapefruits may not be fresh. Grapefuits may cause chafing or irritation lastly this is totally bogus so no-one send me your credit card numbers and yes I do have too much time on my hands tonight Quote
lonefisher Posted March 4, 2008 Author Posted March 4, 2008 Cash is fine. C.O.D I'll hand deliver your case of bee- I mean cure. Quote
lonefisher Posted March 4, 2008 Author Posted March 4, 2008 Pacres if you have 700.83 in canadian tire money I'll take it. Quote
Guest bigbadbrent Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 does it make the anaheim ducks lose? i'd buy it if it did Quote
Brownstone Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 Can i pay in Canadian Tire money? I was wondering the same thing Quote
lonefisher Posted March 4, 2008 Author Posted March 4, 2008 Sorry brent nothin can make the Ducks lose Quote
mwalters Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 Simply email your credit card info and beer brand of choice!!!!! and in 24 short hours you will have a whole new outlook on life!!!! What if you don't drink? Do you just want my credit card number? Quote
Tako Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 DOES IT CURE INSOMNIA!!????????? cause i'd really rather be sleeping right now Quote
DonAndersen Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 LoneFisher, I like SAD. Finally a malady that effects us all. I've ducked and ran from PMS most of my life and finally I get a kick @ the cat and you want to cure it. You can forget that. I wanta be pissed off. It's revenge. PLUS, it certainly separates those you want to spend some quality fishing time with to those you don't. SAD, the human filter. BRING IT ON!!! Don Quote
lonefisher Posted March 4, 2008 Author Posted March 4, 2008 No problem Don I have a special price for just the M.S.B reduction tool. Buy now for the low low price of 225$ plus the tax and the cost of shipping and you get 2 weeks supply. Thats right thats 14 grapefruits!!!!!!! In fact buy now and I will even include this free stainless steel melon baller!!!!! Quote
ladystrange Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 way too much time Chris. you need a job or something? LOL i have SAD and PMS... i dont think there is any help for me Quote
JMasson Posted March 5, 2008 Posted March 5, 2008 Ahhh, would those be fresh grapefruit or the 3 week old, store bought variety? I'd pay good money for some fresh grapefruit....I miss Florida.....sometimes. James Quote
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