Don't Forget!

[Hawgstoppah]

Sure Tako, we all know you're talking about your blow up doll collection.

 

OOOhhhhh BURN!!

[KingSalmon]

Sure Tako, we all know you're talking about your blow up doll collection.

 

LMAO

[ladystrange]

If it is for couples then why is it biased 99% in favour of the female?

 

i dont think it is AC. if there was a guy in my life. then yes i would like some flowers or something that says you are special. but i have done the same in the past, i have cooked a romantic candle lit dinner, nice music, and boot knocking. i've even taken the man at the time, out for dinner at a nice restaurant and then some boot knocking.

 

it is nice to be told that you are important and special. a few times a year is not too much to ask. but it needs to go both ways not just from the guy to the girl.

[Tako]

pwned

[ladystrange]

i'm a wee bit older than i look tako. i have a vague understanding of the accronym, but could you translate for an old lady

[SanJuanWorm]

Pwn is a slang term that implies domination or humiliation of a rival, used primarily in the Internet gaming culture to taunt an opponent that has just been soundly defeated. Past tense is sometimes spelled pwnt (pronounced with a t sound) or pwned (with the standard d sound). Examples include "pwnage" or "you just got pwned". It can also be used, especially by non-gamers, in the context of getting "pwned" by The Man. It is also a variant of the expression "you got served" which is also used to describe someone or something that has either lost badly or been humiliated (or possibly both).

 

In Internet security jargon, to "pwn" means "to compromise" or "to control", specifically another computer (server or PC), web site, gateway device, or application; it is synonymous with one of the definitions of hacking. An outside party who has "owned" or "pwned" a system has obtained unauthorized administrative control of the system

[dryfly]

Women don't know what they want and won't be happy until they get it!!

 

Am I in trouble again?

 

Am I in trouble still?

[ladystrange]

thank dave. makes sence now. not sure what that has to do with valentines day

 

 

aren't you always in trouble dryfly

[Glenbow]

Women - "We're not happy 'till you're not happy"

 

Just kidding, just kidding. Just always loved that line.

[flyangler]

wow. now that is the way to make up for being away for valentines day. i'm not a dark chocolate fan but i bet the chili and cognac are both amazing. let us know...

pllllzzzz. my mouth is wathering just thinking about it

 

 

It may take me a while to get around to all of it. I like to savor my chocolate as much as the giver of the chocolate. So far, we've tried the one with Kirsch in it, and while it's not as dark as I like, the boozy cherry flavor is on the wonderful side.

 

Probably not something you boyz in the He Man Woman Hater's Club would like, but we're looking forward to the next taste test.

[ladystrange]

 

i cant wait to hear about the rest. wow

[Tako]

I was reeeeeeeferring to weedy's burn.

 

And it's not so much a he man women hater boyz club as it is: You spend your money and time on chocolates, and I'll go fishin

[Taco]

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

 

-- Socrates

 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

 

-- Alexandre Dumas

[Taco]

Double post for some reason..... must have a stutter in my clickin finger

[dryfly]

Flyangler,

 

Dark chocolate, eh? Me too. You tried this stuff? It comes in orange flavor too! To die for.

 

Super Store in Lethbridge has a whole display of Lindt chocs. Yum!

 

Clive

 

[dryfly]

Since I am STILL in trouble, what the heck, eh?

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47 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Women.

1. Dogs don’t cry.

2. Dogs love it when your friends come over.

3. Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.

4. Dogs don’t mind if you urinate outside.

5. Dogs think you sing great.

6. A dog’s time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.

7. Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are running late.

8. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

9. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

10. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

11. Dogs are excited by rough play.

12. Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.

13. Dogs understand that farts are funny.

14. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

15. Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

16. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.

17. Dogs don’t shop.

18. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

19. A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.

20. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

21. A dogs parents never visit.

22. Dogs love long car trips.

23. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

24. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.

25. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.

26. Dogs like beer.

27. Dogs don’t hate their bodies.

28. No dog ever bought a Kenny G album.

29. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

30. Dogs never criticize.

31. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

32. Dogs never expect gifts.

33. It’s legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.

34. Dogs don’t worry about germs.

35. Dogs don’t want to know about every other dog you ever had.

36. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.

37. Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives.

38. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

39. You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

40. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry.

41. Dogs don’t borrow your shirts.

42. Dogs never want foot-rubs.

43. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

44. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

45. Dogs can’t talk.

46. Dogs aren’t catty.

47. Dogs seldom outlive you.

 

Eleven Reasons Why Dogs And Women Are Alike.

1. Both look stupid in hats.

2. Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.

3. Both tend to have "hip" problems.

4. Neither understand football.

5. Both look good in fur.

6. Both are good at pretending that they’re listening to every word you say.

7. Neither believe that silence is golden.

8. Both constantly want back rubs.

9. Neither can balance a checkbook.

10. You can never tell what either of them is thinking.

11. Both put too much value on kissing.

 

Three Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Dogs.

1. It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with women.

2. Women look good in sweaters.

3. Women leave the room to fart.

[ladystrange]

LOL, Clive. i just read that to my ex-husband and he agrees with you. LOL

[Hawgstoppah]

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

 

-- Socrates

 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

 

-- Alexandre Dumas

 

LOLOL EXACTLY!!!

[flyangler]

dryfly- I DO like Lindt 70. It's my regular fix. We get Lindt locally in many flavors. It just makes me very happy that my honey was thinking about me when he was gone. One thing I found interesting about the bars he brought from Switzerland was that the labels didn't trumpet the cocoa percentage. I wonder if it's a North American fascination.

 

Probly should start a chocolate thread!