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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my Wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. " The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blond hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours." :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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All I know are dirty jokes. I must hang around with too many fly fishers.

 

 

you should try the GOLFERS

 

all that talk about balls and shafts, flex and grip. geez.

 

BTW, move over, the gutter is getting crowded

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That poor girl can't even afford proper clothes.....I should have her over & offer her a nice warm shower to clean-up, and fit her out in some nice clean clothes. Maybe even a bite to eat. If she needed a place to sleep-over until she gets back on her feet, I could probly help her out there too. We fly fishers are a generous lot.

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All I know are dirty jokes. I must hang around with too many fly fishers.

 

I blame all my jokes on the construction worker I'm married to. Even working in the office hasn't tamed the "joke" factor.

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