Hawgstoppah Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my Wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. " The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blond hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdB Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 still laughing. That's awsome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdock Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 NICE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Ya...even I laughed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesr1 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Which Home Depot was that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 The South Trail one Rick. NOT the one near Ogden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenbow Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 All I know are dirty jokes. I must hang around with too many fly fishers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladystrange Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 All I know are dirty jokes. I must hang around with too many fly fishers. you should try the GOLFERS all that talk about balls and shafts, flex and grip. geez. BTW, move over, the gutter is getting crowded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 I found her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyS Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Is there any way you could provide a 360 deg. to that photo?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenbow Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 That poor girl can't even afford proper clothes.....I should have her over & offer her a nice warm shower to clean-up, and fit her out in some nice clean clothes. Maybe even a bite to eat. If she needed a place to sleep-over until she gets back on her feet, I could probly help her out there too. We fly fishers are a generous lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladystrange Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 well, she's not quite a bag of antlers but she could use a cheeseburger or 2. you sure are generous glenbow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 All I know are dirty jokes. I must hang around with too many fly fishers. I blame all my jokes on the construction worker I'm married to. Even working in the office hasn't tamed the "joke" factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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