Taco Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female -- Any part under a car's hood. Male ---- The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female -- Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male ---- Playing hockey without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female -- The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male ---- Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female -- A desire to get married and raise a family. Male ---- Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female -- A good movie, concert, play or book. Male ---- Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female -- An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male ---- A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female -- The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male ---- Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female -- A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male ---- A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pythagoras Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toolman Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Happy 57th Birthday Mr. T...Now go slam a few Westslopes this weekend to celebrate the occassion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 berry good T-Man. Happy Birthday to you, old fart. You and Schaupmeyer gonna room together at the old folks home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted September 7, 2007 Author Share Posted September 7, 2007 I never ever be as old as Schaupmeyer :P And catchin' cutts on the weekend.............................?......................... Waddaya think I been doing for the past 2 days?? 1 more and I gotta get back to work. What the hell happened to Freedom 55?......................... Must be a sign of a mis-spent youth, my early 20's lasted until I was damn near 40 :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedy1 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 my early 20's lasted until I was damn near 40 :rolleyes: Yah but do you regret it? Happy B'day Taco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted September 8, 2007 Author Share Posted September 8, 2007 *hit Weedy it was and is a frickin' hoot and lookin' forward to more of the same. Thanks all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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