Words That Have Two Meanings

[Taco]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

 

Female -- Any part under a car's hood.

 

Male ---- The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

 

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

 

Female -- Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

 

Male ---- Playing hockey without a cup.

 

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

 

Female -- The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

 

Male ---- Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

 

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

 

Female -- A desire to get married and raise a family.

 

Male ---- Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

 

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

 

Female -- A good movie, concert, play or book.

 

Male ---- Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

 

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

 

Female -- An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

 

Male ---- A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

 

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

 

Female -- The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

 

Male ---- Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

 

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

 

Female -- A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

 

Male ---- A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

[Pythagoras]

Yup

[toolman]

Happy 57th Birthday Mr. T...Now go slam a few Westslopes this weekend to celebrate the occassion.

[LynnF]

berry good T-Man.

 

Happy Birthday to you, old fart. You and Schaupmeyer gonna room together at the old folks home?

[Taco]

I never ever be as old as Schaupmeyer :P

 

 

And catchin' cutts on the weekend.............................?......................... Waddaya think I been doing for the past 2 days?? 1 more and I gotta get back to work. What the hell happened to Freedom 55?......................... Must be a sign of a mis-spent youth, my early 20's lasted until I was damn near 40 :rolleyes:

[Weedy1]

my early 20's lasted until I was damn near 40 :rolleyes:

 

Yah but do you regret it?

 

Happy B'day Taco

[Taco]

*hit Weedy it was and is a frickin' hoot and lookin' forward to more of the same.

 

Thanks all.