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SanJuanWorm

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  1. I can have pacres look into it. He handles the adverts. However I wish I had some walleye in my freezer right now. Man the good ol days. I remember when the limit in N. Manitoba was like 8 a piece. Then after the years the fishery went to *hit. Now, nobody fishes those lakes any more and the fishery is awesome once again. Just goes to show a bit of regulations do their job.
  2. I always knew u had some redneck in ya............. I hate people lately.
  3. I have words. Many bad words.
  4. Yep all that redneck engineering paid off. Nothing happened. Although the only bolts I didn't loctite were on the muffler and it fell off.
  5. No its a mud puddle in the middle of the trail. There were several from the rains the night before. And on the bottom......muskeg.
  6. Its so fun. Lots of people out here are responsible. Theres always morons though. Theres also 3 vehicles burnt to the ground out there. Stolen im sure.
  7. Sometimes this is the only way to clean yourself.
  8. Man I love dirtin. Before After
  9. Whats up with the wired microphone? With all those commercials couldn't they buy some new age stuff?
  10. Yawn..........................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz That is my opinion. The only one I like is Hooked with Mark Krupa. That show is very well done.
  11. Well I do have 3 motorcycles in my garage. Im sure a boat will fit. Maybe even a quad too.
  12. Kungfool this is jus tto show you the head. This fly is 9 inches long. Its for bulls. Thats why its not so sparse. Too big to cast. I just tie 6 inchers now.
  13. It just goes to show...people of all shapes, sizes, races, color are all stupid including me
  14. Its not how many rods u have. Its how many times your friends step on em and break em.
  15. I already have a sage rod. But I do want a seadoo boat.
  16. Looks great. I'd use a darker head though and trim the hair at the eye. But im just picky that way. My clousers usually have heads like this one.
  17. I'll just spend the extra cash I save on hookers n booze
  18. Lets not hate on Americans too much. Im sure I've asked some doozies when I moved to Louisiana.
  19. All Time Dumbest Questions Asked By Banff Park Tourists Yes, they're ALL TRUE as heard at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff! 1. How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs? 2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose? 3. Tourist: "How do you pronounce 'Elk'?" Park Information Staff: "'Elk.'" Tourist: "Oh." 4. Are the bears with collars tame? 5. Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose? 6. Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent? 7. Where can I find Alpine Flamingos? 8. I saw an animal on the way to Banff today -- could you tell me what it was? 9. Are there birds in Canada? 10. Did I miss the turnoff for Canada? 11. Where does Alberta end and Canada begin? 12. Do you have a map of the State of Jasper? 13. Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is that Saskatchewan? 14. If I go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario? 15. Which is the way to the Columbia Rice fields? 16. How far is Banff from Canada? 17. What's the best way to see Canada in a day? 18. Do they search you at the B.C. border? 19. When we enter B.C., do we have to convert our money to British pounds? 20. Where can I buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians own one, don't they? 21. Are there phones in Banff? 22. So it's eight kilometers away... is that in miles? 23. We're on the decibel system, you know. 24. Where can I get my husband really, REALLY, lost?? 25. Is that two kilometers by foot or by car? 26. Don't you Canadians know anything? 27. Where do you put the animals at night? 28. Tourist: "How do you get your lakes so blue?" Park staff: "We take the water out in the winter and paint the bottom." Tourist: "Oh!"
  20. You do realize my bike does 130 km/h in first gear right? Vespas top out at 80 km/h.
  21. I wish I could afford my own pond. A big pond. I'd raise a certain fish and charge 1000's.
  22. Brian, My favorite is when you start swearing at the fish.
  23. SanJuanWorm

    Fry!

    Looks like I need to upgrade my pentax cam. Anyone wanna buy last years model off me?
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