Why Fly Fishing Is Better Than Sex

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18 - You don't have to hide your Fly Fishing magazines..

 

17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fly Fish with you once in a while.

 

16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fly Fishing.

 

15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fly Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

 

14 - Your Fly Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago

 

13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fly Fish with a total stranger.

 

12 - When you see a really good Fly Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

 

11 - If your regular Fly Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

 

10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fly Fish by yourself.

 

9 - When dealing with a Fly Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

 

8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fly Fishing stuff.

 

7 - You can have a Fly Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

 

6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

 

5 - If you want to watch Fly Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

 

4 - Nobody expects you to Fly Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

 

3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fly Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

 

2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

 

 

And the number one reason why Fly Fishing is Better Than Sex...

 

1 - Your Fly Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

[Glenbow]

You don't have to drink more to make the fish look better. Personal experience? I'll never tell.

[dryfly]

Good one pacres.

 

GB: "You don't have to drink more to make the fish look better. " Yeah, but fish seem to grow and grow with each telling and with more beers.

[SteveM]

You don't have to drink more to make the fish look better. Personal experience? I'll never tell.

 

You don't have to get the fish to drink to make you look better.

[SteveM]

Sometimes a small rod is an asset.

[SteveM]

We can speak proudly of the BIG ONES we've landed in the past!

[OneMoreLastCast]

If you're Fly Fishing and look over your shoulder and see someone is watching you while hiding in the bushes behind you....You're okay with it.

 

If you see someone has a longer Rod than you, you're okay with it.

 

If you catch the tip of your rod in the tail gate, it doesn't mean a trip to the hospital.

 

If you are Logged onto a Fly Fishing Forum late at night and your Spouse walks in on you, you don't have to have an alternative webpage on stand by to bring up to hide what you were really looking at....

[SteveM]

Sometimes we catch the same fish more than once in the same day.

[SteveM]

Flyfishing alone with your rod in your hand is perfectly acceptable.

[SteveM]

When flyfishing, with enough weight, you can reach bottom.

[SteveM]

If another guy admires your rod,it's okay to let him handle it. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

[SteveM]

Several guys can fish the same hole if it's big enough.

[SteveM]

I've NEVER fallen asleep while flyfishing!

[SteveM]

I've NEVER been called a "disgusting, sicko, pervert" while flyfishing.

[SteveM]

You don't have to replace batteries in your flyfishing tackle.

[bigbowtrout]

Its ok to sneek up on a hole and hit it from behind

[SteveM]

Its ok to sneek up on a hole and hit it from behind

 

 

(PLEASE INSERT ALL "BIGBOWTROUT'S MOM" JOKES HERE. DAVE?... ANYONE?)

[Hawgstoppah]

You can always try new things, but coming back to the same reliable holes does produce

[Hawgstoppah]

If your kids find all your fly fishing gear, your only worries are wether or not they've broken anything.

[Hawgstoppah]

If your wife finds all your hidden fly fishing gear..... the only flak your going to hear is "holy sh** how much did all of this cost!"

[SteveM]

Flyfishing with your cousin is acceptable everywhere, not just in the Ozarks.

[OneMoreLastCast]

You can tell your Mom and even your Grandma about last night's double header.

[flyangler]

Pacres- the only reason #6 is true is that fishing IS the disease!

[Hawgstoppah]

You can tell your Mom and even your Grandma about last night's double header.

 

LOLOL best one yet

[Hawgstoppah]

Any sentence with the words "blow" and "my fly" is acceptable in any fishing crowd..